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: #Laughs The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of drink.

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: #Laughs What do you call an unusual rabbit? A rare hare.

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: #Laughs A software manager, a hardware manager, and a marketing manager are driving to a meeting when a tire blows.

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: #Laughs |How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are handicapped.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between pink and purple?The grip, man, its all in the grip!

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog! Sit!

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: #Laughs Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him.

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: #Laughs How does a Gorilla become another animal? When a Mafia don hires a 'big Gorilla' to be his bodyguard and the big Ape goes to the cops and turns into a stool pigeon!

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: #Laughs |Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern.

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: #Laughs The aged patient doddered into the doctor's office with a serious complaint."Doc, you've got to do something to lower my sex drive.""Come on now Mr Peters," the doctor said, "your sex drives all in your head.""Thats what I mean, you've got to lowe

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: #Laughs A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid.

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: #Laughs Do buses and trains run on time? Usually, yes.

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: #Laughs You know what that little red dot means in the middle of an Indian woman's forehead? ............................"Coffee's ready."

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: #Laughs What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws ? An acrocat !

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: #Laughs Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn't do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good, cause I didn't do my homework!

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: #Laughs What dance do hippies hate? A square dance.

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: #Laughs Why do elephants have trunks ? Because they've no pockets to put things in !

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: #Laughs The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after leaving his wife in bedwith the Sunday papers, her cup of tea, and a pack ofcigarettes.

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: #Laughs What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ? Russell !

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: #Laughs The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of drink.

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs What do you call an unusual rabbit? A rare hare.

: #Laughs A software manager, a hardware manager, and a marketing manager are driving to a meeting when a tire blows.

: #Laughs |How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are handicapped.

: #Laughs What is the difference between pink and purple?The grip, man, its all in the grip!

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog! Sit!

: #Laughs Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him.

: #Laughs How does a Gorilla become another animal? When a Mafia don hires a 'big Gorilla' to be his bodyguard and the big Ape goes to the cops and turns into a stool pigeon!

: #Laughs |Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern.

: #Laughs The aged patient doddered into the doctor's office with a serious complaint."Doc, you've got to do something to lower my sex drive.""Come on now Mr Peters," the doctor said, "your sex drives all in your head.""Thats what I mean, you've got to lowe

: #Laughs A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid.

: #Laughs Do buses and trains run on time? Usually, yes.

: #Laughs You know what that little red dot means in the middle of an Indian woman's forehead? ............................"Coffee's ready."

: #Laughs What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws ? An acrocat !

: #Laughs Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn't do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good, cause I didn't do my homework!

: #Laughs What dance do hippies hate? A square dance.

: #Laughs Why do elephants have trunks ? Because they've no pockets to put things in !

: #Laughs The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after leaving his wife in bedwith the Sunday papers, her cup of tea, and a pack ofcigarettes.

: #Laughs What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ? Russell !

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