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: #Laughs A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher were sentenced to death by firing squad.

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: #Laughs There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care of him.

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: #Laughs How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night? He used a skeleton key.

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: #Laughs On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said"CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES".By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.

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: #Laughs Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight attendants that breakfast could be served.One of the passengers, upset because he was awakened, growled, "Whoturned on the fucking lights!""Oh, no sir," the ne

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: #Laughs A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away.

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: #Laughs What is the bees favourite film ? The Sting !

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: #Laughs An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site. The foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman, he says, "You're in charge of sho

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: #Laughs What does a spider do when he gets angry ? He goes up the wall !

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: #Laughs *** Things that can and do bother the "normal" person.

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: #Laughs They say that men only think about sex.

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: #Laughs At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy.

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: #Laughs At an international meeting, two surgeons were having an argument.

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: #Laughs What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have? -A very dry sense of humor

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: #Laughs It was so hot today I saw a robin picking earthworms out of the ground with a pair of tongs.

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: #Laughs Why are fish cleverer than humans? Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

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: #Laughs Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ? Because it had a hole in the middle.

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: #Laughs Three men were all applying for the same job as a detective.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ? Gravi-tea !

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: #Laughs Why don't women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!

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: #Laughs A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher were sentenced to death by firing squad.

: #Laughs There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care of him.

: #Laughs How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night? He used a skeleton key.

: #Laughs On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said"CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES".By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.

: #Laughs Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight attendants that breakfast could be served.One of the passengers, upset because he was awakened, growled, "Whoturned on the fucking lights!""Oh, no sir," the ne

: #Laughs A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away.

: #Laughs What is the bees favourite film ? The Sting !

: #Laughs An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site. The foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman, he says, "You're in charge of sho

: #Laughs What does a spider do when he gets angry ? He goes up the wall !

: #Laughs *** Things that can and do bother the "normal" person.

: #Laughs They say that men only think about sex.

: #Laughs At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy.

: #Laughs At an international meeting, two surgeons were having an argument.

: #Laughs What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have? -A very dry sense of humor

: #Laughs It was so hot today I saw a robin picking earthworms out of the ground with a pair of tongs.

: #Laughs Why are fish cleverer than humans? Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

: #Laughs Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ? Because it had a hole in the middle.

: #Laughs Three men were all applying for the same job as a detective.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ? Gravi-tea !

: #Laughs Why don't women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!

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