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: #Laughs Why didn't the internit get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

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: #Laughs "Will the father be present during the birth?" asked the obstetrician. "Nah," replied the mother-to-be, "He and my husband don't get along."

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: #Laughs Why did the big pig want to go on stage? There was a lot of ham in him.

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: #Laughs A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste for the local reactor begins to feel sick after a few years on the job.

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: #Laughs MOTHER PIG: What did you learn in school today? FIRST PIGLET: Oink! Oink! SECOND PIGLET: Oink! Oink! THIRD PIGLET: Woof! Woof! MOTHER PIG: What? THIRD PIGLET: I'm taking a foreign language.

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: #Laughs Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones.

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: #Laughs |When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested, we call him an accomplice.When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law after the criminal gets arrested, we call him a defense lawyer.

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: #Laughs Where do cowboys cook their meals? On the range.

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: #Laughs On the first evening of their honeymoon, they are sitting on the balcony of the hotel while the sun is setting.

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: #Laughs |How to Argue Effectively I argue very well.

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: #Laughs Fred goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, I want to be castrated." Doc says, "Look, I don't know what kind of cult you're into orwhat your motives are, but I'm not going to do that sort of operation." Fred: "Doc, I just want to be cast

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?" Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."

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: #Laughs |Marriage is like a mousetrap.

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: #Laughs A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates.

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: #Laughs A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying to the Far East.

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: #Laughs Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover? A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.

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: #Laughs An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of glasses.

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: #Laughs What flies through the jungle singing opera ? The parrots of Penzance !

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: #Laughs One day Clinton goes to the bathroom, pulls down his pants,and much to his amazement, he finds a red ring around hispenis.

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: #Laughs Why didn't the internit get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

: #Laughs "Will the father be present during the birth?" asked the obstetrician. "Nah," replied the mother-to-be, "He and my husband don't get along."

: #Laughs Why did the big pig want to go on stage? There was a lot of ham in him.

: #Laughs A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste for the local reactor begins to feel sick after a few years on the job.

: #Laughs MOTHER PIG: What did you learn in school today? FIRST PIGLET: Oink! Oink! SECOND PIGLET: Oink! Oink! THIRD PIGLET: Woof! Woof! MOTHER PIG: What? THIRD PIGLET: I'm taking a foreign language.

: #Laughs Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones.

: #Laughs |When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested, we call him an accomplice.When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law after the criminal gets arrested, we call him a defense lawyer.

: #Laughs Where do cowboys cook their meals? On the range.

: #Laughs On the first evening of their honeymoon, they are sitting on the balcony of the hotel while the sun is setting.

: #Laughs |How to Argue Effectively I argue very well.

: #Laughs Fred goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, I want to be castrated." Doc says, "Look, I don't know what kind of cult you're into orwhat your motives are, but I'm not going to do that sort of operation." Fred: "Doc, I just want to be cast

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?" Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."

: #Laughs |Marriage is like a mousetrap.

: #Laughs A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates.

: #Laughs A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying to the Far East.

: #Laughs Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover? A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.

: #Laughs An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of glasses.

: #Laughs What flies through the jungle singing opera ? The parrots of Penzance !

: #Laughs One day Clinton goes to the bathroom, pulls down his pants,and much to his amazement, he finds a red ring around hispenis.

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