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: #Laughs What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory? You can hear a cough drop.

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: #Laughs |OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just do it until it HzOLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just lose contactOLD ENERGIZER BUNNIES never die, they go on, and on, and on...OLD ENGINEERS never die, they just lose their bearingsOLD ENGLISH MAJORS do it

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: #Laughs Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors? Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

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: #Laughs A guy calls the hospital.

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: #Laughs |Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can't bury them in trees!Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?A: He was trying to make both ends meet!Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?A: A collie-flower!Q: Why do

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: #Laughs Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The twoin the front seat escaped unharmed, but the two in the back bed drowned -they couldn't get the tailgate open!

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: #Laughs An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up.

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: #Laughs After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home.

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: #Laughs A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord's Prayer.

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: #Laughs Lady:(standing in the middle of a busy street) Officer, can you tell me how to get to the Hospital? Officer: Just stand where you are!!!

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: #Laughs What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger? The bogeyman.

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: #Laughs Why did the bee started talking poetry ? He was waxing lyrical !

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: #Laughs How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions were without formAnd the Plan was completely without substanceAnd the darkness was upon the face of the WorkersAnd the Workers spoke amongst themselves,

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Armenia ! Armenia who ? Armenia every word I say !

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: #Laughs A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom? A: To keep the swelling down.

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: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde's dentist find? A: Teeth in the cavity.

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: #Laughs On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs.

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: #Laughs Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the disk and corrode the inner mechanics of the drive.

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: #Laughs What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory? You can hear a cough drop.

: #Laughs |OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just do it until it HzOLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just lose contactOLD ENERGIZER BUNNIES never die, they go on, and on, and on...OLD ENGINEERS never die, they just lose their bearingsOLD ENGLISH MAJORS do it

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors? Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

: #Laughs A guy calls the hospital.

: #Laughs |Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can't bury them in trees!Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?A: He was trying to make both ends meet!Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?A: A collie-flower!Q: Why do

: #Laughs Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The twoin the front seat escaped unharmed, but the two in the back bed drowned -they couldn't get the tailgate open!

: #Laughs An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up.

: #Laughs After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home.

: #Laughs A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord's Prayer.

: #Laughs Lady:(standing in the middle of a busy street) Officer, can you tell me how to get to the Hospital? Officer: Just stand where you are!!!

: #Laughs What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger? The bogeyman.

: #Laughs Why did the bee started talking poetry ? He was waxing lyrical !

: #Laughs How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions were without formAnd the Plan was completely without substanceAnd the darkness was upon the face of the WorkersAnd the Workers spoke amongst themselves,

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Armenia ! Armenia who ? Armenia every word I say !

: #Laughs A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom? A: To keep the swelling down.

: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde's dentist find? A: Teeth in the cavity.

: #Laughs On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs.

: #Laughs Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the disk and corrode the inner mechanics of the drive.

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