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: #Laughs A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country.

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: #Laughs What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run - she is still holding the grenade!

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: #Laughs Today they're leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask the priest if he wants to face up or down when he meets his fate.

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: #Laughs 4 gay guys walk into a bar.There is only 1 4 legged stool left, how do they sit???They turn it upsidedown.Sent by GC

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: #Laughs |What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!

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: #Laughs Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar, where one braggedto the other: "You know, I had me every woman in this town,except my mother and my sister." "Well," his buddy replied, "between you and me we got 'em all."

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: #Laughs "I caught a twenty pound salmon last week." "Were there any witnesses?" "There sure were.

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: #Laughs An enterprising mayor of the city of Granby, Quebec, a community south of Montreal, established a municipal zoo that has become a significant tourist attraction.

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: #Laughs Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ? Santa Paws !

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: #Laughs What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris? Ape Suzettes!

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ? I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

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: #Laughs Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common? A: They can both drive you crazy.

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: #Laughs Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will be delayed until the second quarter of 1901.

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: #Laughs - When the general comes, report to me immediately.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the range of an accordion? A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

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: #Laughs What's the best thing about deadly snakes ? They've got poisonality !

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "I've found a woman just like mother!" His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"The high divorce rates in America indicate that the U.S.

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: #Laughs FIRST MONSTER: I fancy eating the city of Hong Kong tonight.

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: #Laughs Why did God invent shopping carts? To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

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: #Laughs A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country.

: #Laughs What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run - she is still holding the grenade!

: #Laughs Today they're leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask the priest if he wants to face up or down when he meets his fate.

: #Laughs 4 gay guys walk into a bar.There is only 1 4 legged stool left, how do they sit???They turn it upsidedown.Sent by GC

: #Laughs |What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!

: #Laughs Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar, where one braggedto the other: "You know, I had me every woman in this town,except my mother and my sister." "Well," his buddy replied, "between you and me we got 'em all."

: #Laughs "I caught a twenty pound salmon last week." "Were there any witnesses?" "There sure were.

: #Laughs An enterprising mayor of the city of Granby, Quebec, a community south of Montreal, established a municipal zoo that has become a significant tourist attraction.

: #Laughs Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ? Santa Paws !

: #Laughs What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris? Ape Suzettes!

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ? I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

: #Laughs Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common? A: They can both drive you crazy.

: #Laughs Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will be delayed until the second quarter of 1901.

: #Laughs - When the general comes, report to me immediately.

: #Laughs Q: What's the range of an accordion? A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

: #Laughs What's the best thing about deadly snakes ? They've got poisonality !

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "I've found a woman just like mother!" His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"The high divorce rates in America indicate that the U.S.

: #Laughs FIRST MONSTER: I fancy eating the city of Hong Kong tonight.

: #Laughs Why did God invent shopping carts? To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

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