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: #Laughs The phone in Rigby's Georgia farmhouse rang one evening.

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: #Laughs Alsation: Was your master playing catch with you? Chihuahua: No, I was playing throw with her!

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: #Laughs Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent? The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

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: #Laughs From a Southwest Airlines employee...."Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY.

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: #Laughs From the pilot during his welcome message: "We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry...

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: #Laughs A guy went out on the golf course took a high-speed ball right in the crotch.

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: #Laughs What do you call a proton with big hair? A 'froton.

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: #Laughs A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute's terms.

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: #Laughs Tourist guide at zoo: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to roam the lands.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a blonde lesbian? A: A waste.

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: #Laughs GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to evacuate because the river was rising.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

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: #Laughs What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ? Jail-birds !

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: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of England.

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: #Laughs A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, "I've lost my dad!"The cop said, "What's he like?"The little boy replied, "Beer and women!"

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: #Laughs |Pat was found dead in his back yard, and as the weather was a bit on the warm side, the wake was held down to only two days, so his mortal remains wouldn't take a bad turn.

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: #Laughs Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table.

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: #Laughs A couple came upon a wishing well.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs? A: The Dallas CowboysQ: How many players did the Cowboys dress for their last game? A: 22.

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: #Laughs |John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police.

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: #Laughs The phone in Rigby's Georgia farmhouse rang one evening.

: #Laughs Alsation: Was your master playing catch with you? Chihuahua: No, I was playing throw with her!

: #Laughs Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent? The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

: #Laughs From a Southwest Airlines employee...."Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY.

: #Laughs From the pilot during his welcome message: "We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry...

: #Laughs A guy went out on the golf course took a high-speed ball right in the crotch.

: #Laughs What do you call a proton with big hair? A 'froton.

: #Laughs A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute's terms.

: #Laughs Tourist guide at zoo: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to roam the lands.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a blonde lesbian? A: A waste.

: #Laughs GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to evacuate because the river was rising.

: #Laughs Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

: #Laughs What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ? Jail-birds !

: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of England.

: #Laughs A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, "I've lost my dad!"The cop said, "What's he like?"The little boy replied, "Beer and women!"

: #Laughs |Pat was found dead in his back yard, and as the weather was a bit on the warm side, the wake was held down to only two days, so his mortal remains wouldn't take a bad turn.

: #Laughs Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table.

: #Laughs A couple came upon a wishing well.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs? A: The Dallas CowboysQ: How many players did the Cowboys dress for their last game? A: 22.

: #Laughs |John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police.

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