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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw? A: It's all in the grip.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the best Iraqi job ? A: Foreign Ambassador

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: #Laughs Santa Claus is a woman....I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she.

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: #Laughs Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit? It was an inn-grown hare!

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: #Laughs The hog was a failure as a TV talk show host What happened? He turned out to be a big boar.

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: #Laughs Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses 0 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table.

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: #Laughs Why did God create man first? So he wouldn't have to be told how to do it.

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: #Laughs Can't stick their heads out of Windows '95.

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: #Laughs Q: What do a tampon and an Old Southern Debutant have in common?A: They're both stuck up cunts!!

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: #Laughs Which burgers can tell your fortune? Medium burgers!

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: #Laughs What is the opposite of a cold front? -A warm back

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: #Laughs A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation.

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: #Laughs If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London? Because he's a beef-eater.

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: #Laughs Nothing's Ever Right by Mona Lott

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: #Laughs A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and going to get married.

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: #Laughs Q: Why can't Jesus eat M & M's?A: Because they fall through the holes in his hands.

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: #Laughs Jon's working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally shears off all ten of his fingers.

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: #Laughs You said it was a great horse and it is. It took twenty other horses to beat him!

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: #Laughs How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft? When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw? A: It's all in the grip.

: #Laughs Q: What is the best Iraqi job ? A: Foreign Ambassador

: #Laughs Santa Claus is a woman....I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she.

: #Laughs Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!

: #Laughs Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit? It was an inn-grown hare!

: #Laughs The hog was a failure as a TV talk show host What happened? He turned out to be a big boar.

: #Laughs Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses 0 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table.

: #Laughs Why did God create man first? So he wouldn't have to be told how to do it.

: #Laughs Can't stick their heads out of Windows '95.

: #Laughs Q: What do a tampon and an Old Southern Debutant have in common?A: They're both stuck up cunts!!

: #Laughs Which burgers can tell your fortune? Medium burgers!

: #Laughs What is the opposite of a cold front? -A warm back

: #Laughs A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation.

: #Laughs If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London? Because he's a beef-eater.

: #Laughs Nothing's Ever Right by Mona Lott

: #Laughs A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and going to get married.

: #Laughs Q: Why can't Jesus eat M & M's?A: Because they fall through the holes in his hands.

: #Laughs Jon's working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally shears off all ten of his fingers.

: #Laughs You said it was a great horse and it is. It took twenty other horses to beat him!

: #Laughs How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft? When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No

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