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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Belize ! Belize who ? Belize yourself then !

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: #Laughs Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters? She had never learned to spell properly.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a male quartet? A: Three men and a tenor.

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: #Laughs First Witch: I like your toad.

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: #Laughs A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass.

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: #Laughs Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6, are listening through the keyhole as their older sister is getting it on with her new boyfriend.They hear her say, "Oh, Jim, you're going where no man has gone before!"The six-year-old says to his brother, "He mus

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: #Laughs |Here’s a little clarification of corporate lingo.

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: #Laughs |A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule."Alright," the lawyer says looking through his papers.

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: #Laughs What's 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing home!

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: #Laughs Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

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: #Laughs What are the cleverest bees ? Spelling bees !

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: #Laughs A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a rooster ran out in front of his car, he tried to miss it but unfortunately he ran over the rooster & killed it.He decided that he should go & tell the farmer, so he got out of his car & walke

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: #Laughs What happened when the computer fell on the floor? It slipped a disk.

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: #Laughs What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ? 'Let us prey.'

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between Dan Quayle, Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda? A: Jane Fonda went to Vietnam.

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: #Laughs Waiter: These are the best eggs we've had for years. Diner: Well, bring me some you haven't had around for that long.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

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: #Laughs Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? A: Carry loaded weapons.

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: #Laughs The frightened tourist: "Are there any bats in this cave?" The guide: "There were, but don't worry, the snakes ate all of them."

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: #Laughs At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Belize ! Belize who ? Belize yourself then !

: #Laughs Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters? She had never learned to spell properly.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a male quartet? A: Three men and a tenor.

: #Laughs First Witch: I like your toad.

: #Laughs A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass.

: #Laughs Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6, are listening through the keyhole as their older sister is getting it on with her new boyfriend.They hear her say, "Oh, Jim, you're going where no man has gone before!"The six-year-old says to his brother, "He mus

: #Laughs |Here’s a little clarification of corporate lingo.

: #Laughs |A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule."Alright," the lawyer says looking through his papers.

: #Laughs What's 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing home!

: #Laughs Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

: #Laughs What are the cleverest bees ? Spelling bees !

: #Laughs A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a rooster ran out in front of his car, he tried to miss it but unfortunately he ran over the rooster & killed it.He decided that he should go & tell the farmer, so he got out of his car & walke

: #Laughs What happened when the computer fell on the floor? It slipped a disk.

: #Laughs What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ? 'Let us prey.'

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between Dan Quayle, Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda? A: Jane Fonda went to Vietnam.

: #Laughs Waiter: These are the best eggs we've had for years. Diner: Well, bring me some you haven't had around for that long.

: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

: #Laughs Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? A: Carry loaded weapons.

: #Laughs The frightened tourist: "Are there any bats in this cave?" The guide: "There were, but don't worry, the snakes ate all of them."

: #Laughs At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company.

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