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: #Laughs What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ? Jail-birds !

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: #Laughs A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins.

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: #Laughs First cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night ? Second cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper !

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: #Laughs How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.

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: #Laughs Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.

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: #Laughs What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ? A bouncing baby boa !

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: #Laughs Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of the divorce decree, the judge turned to the husband and said: "I'm going to award her alimony in the amount of 0 a month." To which the woman's about-to-be ex replied: "That's

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: #Laughs There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy.

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: #Laughs A man died and went to Heaven.

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: #Laughs This man is at work one day when he notices that his male co- worker is wearing an earring.This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense.""Yo, Bob, I didn't know you wer

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: #Laughs A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you."The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pa

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: #Laughs A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store and he does a double take.

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: #Laughs Policeman: How can you drive so recklessly? Driver: I have to, this is a getaway car.

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: #Laughs There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander.

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: #Laughs Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of blowing and sucking, but in the end you always lose your house.

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: #Laughs A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, and moo?" A: He was studying foreign languages.

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: #Laughs Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their occupation and each stated who they liked tooperate on.

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: #Laughs Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian customer agent stops them and tells them: "Itsa illegal to putta fiva people ina Quattro." "What do you mean it's illegal?" asked the Englishmen. "Qu

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: #Laughs A father and son went fishing one day.

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: #Laughs What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ? Jail-birds !

: #Laughs A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins.

: #Laughs First cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night ? Second cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper !

: #Laughs How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.

: #Laughs Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.

: #Laughs What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ? A bouncing baby boa !

: #Laughs Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of the divorce decree, the judge turned to the husband and said: "I'm going to award her alimony in the amount of 0 a month." To which the woman's about-to-be ex replied: "That's

: #Laughs There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy.

: #Laughs A man died and went to Heaven.

: #Laughs This man is at work one day when he notices that his male co- worker is wearing an earring.This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense.""Yo, Bob, I didn't know you wer

: #Laughs A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you."The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pa

: #Laughs A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store and he does a double take.

: #Laughs Policeman: How can you drive so recklessly? Driver: I have to, this is a getaway car.

: #Laughs There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander.

: #Laughs Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of blowing and sucking, but in the end you always lose your house.

: #Laughs A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, and moo?" A: He was studying foreign languages.

: #Laughs Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their occupation and each stated who they liked tooperate on.

: #Laughs Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian customer agent stops them and tells them: "Itsa illegal to putta fiva people ina Quattro." "What do you mean it's illegal?" asked the Englishmen. "Qu

: #Laughs A father and son went fishing one day.

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