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: #Laughs How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one scoop of dead baby.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!

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: #Laughs Rufus bought his wife Lula-bell a bouquet of twelve long-stemmed roses for her birtday.

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: #Laughs Why didn't Helen Keller ever change her baby?She could find it!

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: #Laughs Q: Why is Clinton prone to losing his voice? A: He keeps having to eat his words.

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: #Laughs Willy's rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he's driving a car, an orderly turns the corner andasks Willy what he's doing.Willy replies, "I'm going to Chicago for the weekend."The orderly chuckles and enters Bob's room to check o

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: #Laughs Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle says to the other, "Wow, did you see how fast that thing was moving?" The other replies, "Yeah.

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: #Laughs My teacher reminds me of history She's always repeating herself !

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: #Laughs Q: How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two - one to screw it in, and a second to hand out leaflets.

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: #Laughs A man went to the doctor for a check up.

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: #Laughs Why was Tigger lickin' the toilet?Cause he was lookin' for Pooh!

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: #Laughs A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates.

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: #Laughs Doctor Sawbones speaking.

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: #Laughs A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot.

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: #Laughs Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner.

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: #Laughs FIRST PIGLET: How do you know your boyfriend loves you? SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chastise him. "How could you possibly advise the client in the way you did? That was completely unethical.

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: #Laughs What do you call an alcoholic dog ? A whino !

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: #Laughs There are three beggars begging on Wall Street. The first beggar wrote "Beggar" on his broken cup.

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: #Laughs How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one scoop of dead baby.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!

: #Laughs Rufus bought his wife Lula-bell a bouquet of twelve long-stemmed roses for her birtday.

: #Laughs Why didn't Helen Keller ever change her baby?She could find it!

: #Laughs Q: Why is Clinton prone to losing his voice? A: He keeps having to eat his words.

: #Laughs Willy's rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he's driving a car, an orderly turns the corner andasks Willy what he's doing.Willy replies, "I'm going to Chicago for the weekend."The orderly chuckles and enters Bob's room to check o

: #Laughs Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle says to the other, "Wow, did you see how fast that thing was moving?" The other replies, "Yeah.

: #Laughs My teacher reminds me of history She's always repeating herself !

: #Laughs Q: How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two - one to screw it in, and a second to hand out leaflets.

: #Laughs A man went to the doctor for a check up.

: #Laughs Why was Tigger lickin' the toilet?Cause he was lookin' for Pooh!

: #Laughs A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates.

: #Laughs Doctor Sawbones speaking.

: #Laughs A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot.

: #Laughs Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner.

: #Laughs FIRST PIGLET: How do you know your boyfriend loves you? SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chastise him. "How could you possibly advise the client in the way you did? That was completely unethical.

: #Laughs What do you call an alcoholic dog ? A whino !

: #Laughs There are three beggars begging on Wall Street. The first beggar wrote "Beggar" on his broken cup.

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