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: #Laughs Q: What's the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.

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: #Laughs What is the definition of Robin ? A bird who steals !

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: #Laughs Girl: How much is a soft drink ? Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill ? Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then, I'll have a refill.

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: #Laughs One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her in the stomach three times.

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: #Laughs |Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown.

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: #Laughs When do vampires bite you? On Wincedays.

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: #Laughs This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.The lawyer asked, "How long are you having a sexual relationship?" "Years,I tell you years" she replied.

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: #Laughs Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you already told the bitch twice.

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: #Laughs How many nurses does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just have a nursing assistant do it. As much as the doctor orders.

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: #Laughs A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife about thirty-seven minutes each week. Well, yeah, I can believe that, I mean just how long does it take to say "Uh-huh" or "Yes dear" or "I'm sorry" ?

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: #Laughs A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby, so after a while the wife consults her doctor, who recommends the minor of three possible operations.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is organized.

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: #Laughs What is black and white and red all over? A Dalmatian with a bad sunburn.

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: #Laughs A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender...Brunette: "I'll have a B and C." Bartender:"What is a B and C?".

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: #Laughs The way to a man's heart is through his feet(but you need a long knife).

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance ? A cricket ball !

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Lion Tamer Barbie ...lion is included; Barbie's head is not

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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat when God said, "Let there be light" he he to ask her to move out of the way.

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: #Laughs A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.

: #Laughs What is the definition of Robin ? A bird who steals !

: #Laughs Girl: How much is a soft drink ? Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill ? Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then, I'll have a refill.

: #Laughs One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her in the stomach three times.

: #Laughs |Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown.

: #Laughs When do vampires bite you? On Wincedays.

: #Laughs This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.The lawyer asked, "How long are you having a sexual relationship?" "Years,I tell you years" she replied.

: #Laughs Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

: #Laughs Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you already told the bitch twice.

: #Laughs How many nurses does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just have a nursing assistant do it. As much as the doctor orders.

: #Laughs A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife about thirty-seven minutes each week. Well, yeah, I can believe that, I mean just how long does it take to say "Uh-huh" or "Yes dear" or "I'm sorry" ?

: #Laughs A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby, so after a while the wife consults her doctor, who recommends the minor of three possible operations.

: #Laughs What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is organized.

: #Laughs What is black and white and red all over? A Dalmatian with a bad sunburn.

: #Laughs A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender...Brunette: "I'll have a B and C." Bartender:"What is a B and C?".

: #Laughs The way to a man's heart is through his feet(but you need a long knife).

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance ? A cricket ball !

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Lion Tamer Barbie ...lion is included; Barbie's head is not

: #Laughs Yo mama so fat when God said, "Let there be light" he he to ask her to move out of the way.

: #Laughs A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver.

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