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: #Laughs In a psychiatrist's waiting room two patients are having a conversation.

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: #Laughs Where is Dracula's American office? The Vampire State Building.

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: #Laughs |I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous.

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: #Laughs A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom.

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: #Laughs Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: "Re-elect President Gore in 2000"

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: #Laughs Who drives away all his customers ? A taxi driver.

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: #Laughs Why do hamburgers make good baseball players? They're great at the plate!

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: #Laughs There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them to court.The judge says, "do you want to live with your dad?" the kid says "no! he beats me!".

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: #Laughs What goes up slowly and comes down quickly ? An elephant in a lift !

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Czech ! Czech who ? Czech before you open the door !

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: #Laughs Two boys camping out in a backyard wanted to know the time, so they began singing at the top of their voices. Eventually one of the neighbours threw open his window and shouted down at them "Hey, less noise!, don't you know it's three o

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: #Laughs The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, "Have you been fooling around with the waitress?!" "Oh no, sir, I sure haven't," replied the bartender.

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: #Laughs Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby: Every morning, Daddy goes up to the toilet and says: "Oh God! Are you still in there!

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: #Laughs I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw.

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: #Laughs A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.During the process, the Judge asked him to explain his actions."Your Honor," replied the defendant, "that man represented me in a bitter divorce.

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: #Laughs A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the thestranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk.

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: #Laughs A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.Eat one live t

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: #Laughs I hear you take milk baths.

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: #Laughs Policeman: Didn't you hear me whistle at you? Woman Driver: Sure, but I don't flirt when I drive.

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: #Laughs |A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs.

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: #Laughs In a psychiatrist's waiting room two patients are having a conversation.

: #Laughs Where is Dracula's American office? The Vampire State Building.

: #Laughs |I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous.

: #Laughs A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom.

: #Laughs Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: "Re-elect President Gore in 2000"

: #Laughs Who drives away all his customers ? A taxi driver.

: #Laughs Why do hamburgers make good baseball players? They're great at the plate!

: #Laughs There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them to court.The judge says, "do you want to live with your dad?" the kid says "no! he beats me!".

: #Laughs What goes up slowly and comes down quickly ? An elephant in a lift !

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Czech ! Czech who ? Czech before you open the door !

: #Laughs Two boys camping out in a backyard wanted to know the time, so they began singing at the top of their voices. Eventually one of the neighbours threw open his window and shouted down at them "Hey, less noise!, don't you know it's three o

: #Laughs The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, "Have you been fooling around with the waitress?!" "Oh no, sir, I sure haven't," replied the bartender.

: #Laughs Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby: Every morning, Daddy goes up to the toilet and says: "Oh God! Are you still in there!

: #Laughs I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw.

: #Laughs A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.During the process, the Judge asked him to explain his actions."Your Honor," replied the defendant, "that man represented me in a bitter divorce.

: #Laughs A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the thestranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk.

: #Laughs A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.Eat one live t

: #Laughs I hear you take milk baths.

: #Laughs Policeman: Didn't you hear me whistle at you? Woman Driver: Sure, but I don't flirt when I drive.

: #Laughs |A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs.

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