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: #Laughs Witch: Doctor, doctor, I don't feel well.

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: #Laughs The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that her husband had left her bed and board. When she had finished, the husband's lawyer rose to his feet and coolly replied, "Your Honor, I have a slight

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: #Laughs My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in and sinks my little boats!

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: #Laughs The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "I've found a woman just like mother!" His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"

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: #Laughs Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?

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: #Laughs |When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested, we call him an accomplice.When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law after the criminal gets arrested, we call him a defense lawyer.

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: #Laughs Why did the weather want privacy? -It was changing

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: #Laughs Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.

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: #Laughs Boy: Do you have fever? Girl: No, why? Boy: Cause you look hot!!!!!

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: #Laughs Teacher : What are you doing, crawling into school ten minutes late ? Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !

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: #Laughs A Call for More Scientific Truth in Product Warning Labels by Susan Hewitt and Edward Subitzky from the Journal of Irreproducible Results, Vol 36, No.

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: #Laughs There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured.

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: #Laughs What should you do if a monster runs through your front door? Run through the back door.

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: #Laughs What do you call a guy who hangs around?Art!

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: #Laughs Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.

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: #Laughs I'm not ugly.

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: #Laughs Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.

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: #Laughs What is a knight's favourite fish? A swordfish!

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: #Laughs The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch.

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: #Laughs Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If you are Co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.If you have Multiple Personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.If you are Paranoid, we know wh

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: #Laughs Witch: Doctor, doctor, I don't feel well.

: #Laughs The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that her husband had left her bed and board. When she had finished, the husband's lawyer rose to his feet and coolly replied, "Your Honor, I have a slight

: #Laughs My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in and sinks my little boats!

: #Laughs The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "I've found a woman just like mother!" His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"

: #Laughs Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?

: #Laughs |When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested, we call him an accomplice.When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law after the criminal gets arrested, we call him a defense lawyer.

: #Laughs Why did the weather want privacy? -It was changing

: #Laughs Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.

: #Laughs Boy: Do you have fever? Girl: No, why? Boy: Cause you look hot!!!!!

: #Laughs Teacher : What are you doing, crawling into school ten minutes late ? Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !

: #Laughs A Call for More Scientific Truth in Product Warning Labels by Susan Hewitt and Edward Subitzky from the Journal of Irreproducible Results, Vol 36, No.

: #Laughs There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured.

: #Laughs What should you do if a monster runs through your front door? Run through the back door.

: #Laughs What do you call a guy who hangs around?Art!

: #Laughs Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.

: #Laughs I'm not ugly.

: #Laughs Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.

: #Laughs What is a knight's favourite fish? A swordfish!

: #Laughs The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch.

: #Laughs Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If you are Co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.If you have Multiple Personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.If you are Paranoid, we know wh

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