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: #Laughs What do you call an eternity? Four Blondes at a four way stop.

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: #Laughs Where would you take a ghost for lunch? Pizza Haunt!

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: #Laughs A man's wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly nasty knock on the head.

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: #Laughs Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The two in the front seat escaped unharmed, but the two in the back bed drowned - they couldn't get the tailgate open!

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: #Laughs this newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have sex: wife: before we do this i have something i have to tell u.

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: #Laughs The frightened tourist: "Are there any bats in this cave?" The guide: "There were, but don't worry, the snakes ate all of them."

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: #Laughs Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?A: They both got fucked by 10 men whilst on holiday.Q2: What's the difference between a blonde and President Gorbachev?A: He knows who the ten men were.

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: #Laughs |Dinosaur #1: "How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?" Dinosaur #2: "What is an economist?" Dinosaur #1: "A flunkie mathematician who tries to predict the population of kangaroos in Australia.

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: #Laughs Father O'Mally has been preaching at his church in Ireland for solong, that he decides to take a vacation.

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: #Laughs An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload.

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: #Laughs Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint.

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: #Laughs What is the strongest bird ? A crane !

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: #Laughs A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which he loved and doted on.

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: #Laughs The Chocolate Bar by Ken I Havesum

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: #Laughs What did the young witch say to her mother? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?

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: #Laughs The Strongman by Everhard Muscles

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: #Laughs If I had five coconuts and I gave you three, how many would I have left ? I don't know. Why not ? In our school we do all our arithmetic in apples and oranges.

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: #Laughs How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three.

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: #Laughs There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party was "war".

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: #Laughs A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving.

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: #Laughs What do you call an eternity? Four Blondes at a four way stop.

: #Laughs Where would you take a ghost for lunch? Pizza Haunt!

: #Laughs A man's wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly nasty knock on the head.

: #Laughs Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The two in the front seat escaped unharmed, but the two in the back bed drowned - they couldn't get the tailgate open!

: #Laughs this newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have sex: wife: before we do this i have something i have to tell u.

: #Laughs The frightened tourist: "Are there any bats in this cave?" The guide: "There were, but don't worry, the snakes ate all of them."

: #Laughs Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?A: They both got fucked by 10 men whilst on holiday.Q2: What's the difference between a blonde and President Gorbachev?A: He knows who the ten men were.

: #Laughs |Dinosaur #1: "How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?" Dinosaur #2: "What is an economist?" Dinosaur #1: "A flunkie mathematician who tries to predict the population of kangaroos in Australia.

: #Laughs Father O'Mally has been preaching at his church in Ireland for solong, that he decides to take a vacation.

: #Laughs An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload.

: #Laughs Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint.

: #Laughs What is the strongest bird ? A crane !

: #Laughs A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which he loved and doted on.

: #Laughs The Chocolate Bar by Ken I Havesum

: #Laughs What did the young witch say to her mother? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?

: #Laughs The Strongman by Everhard Muscles

: #Laughs If I had five coconuts and I gave you three, how many would I have left ? I don't know. Why not ? In our school we do all our arithmetic in apples and oranges.

: #Laughs How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three.

: #Laughs There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party was "war".

: #Laughs A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving.

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