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: #Laughs Employer: "In this job we need someone who is responsible." Applicant: "I'm the one you want.

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: #Laughs Why is a frog luckier than a cat ? Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !

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: #Laughs Following some duty overseas, the officers at the Fort were planning a welcome home party and dance for the unit.

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: #Laughs What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ? A polo bear !

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: #Laughs Dad: Don't be selfish.

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: #Laughs Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts into the air and catching them in his mouth.

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: #Laughs What dog rides a horse named Macaroni? Yankee poodle!

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: #Laughs A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph.

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: #Laughs What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have? -A very dry sense of humor

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: #Laughs Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ? Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

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: #Laughs What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl? "Just flush it like everybody else does."

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: #Laughs The Top 5 Men in a Woman's life are:1.

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: #Laughs Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators.

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: #Laughs Dad, can I ask you something?Sure! What about?You see, I'm already fourteen and...I think it's just proper that I should own one.And what is this 'one' you're referring to?Could you buy me a neat set of brassieres?No!My nipples are already promine

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: #Laughs The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength.

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: #Laughs |Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.Patient: What happened?Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news.

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: #Laughs Policeman: Why were you driving around in circles and laughing? Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

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: #Laughs |IBM: It's Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It's Better than Macintosh!IBM: Idiots Built MeIBM: Intense Bowel MovementIBM: Inferior But Marketable?IBM: I've Been MisleadIBM: It's Better ManuallyIBM: Infinitly Bett

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: #Laughs Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools.

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: #Laughs Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There's not much variety, but what else is open at three in the morning!

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: #Laughs Employer: "In this job we need someone who is responsible." Applicant: "I'm the one you want.

: #Laughs Why is a frog luckier than a cat ? Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !

: #Laughs Following some duty overseas, the officers at the Fort were planning a welcome home party and dance for the unit.

: #Laughs What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ? A polo bear !

: #Laughs Dad: Don't be selfish.

: #Laughs Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts into the air and catching them in his mouth.

: #Laughs What dog rides a horse named Macaroni? Yankee poodle!

: #Laughs A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph.

: #Laughs What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have? -A very dry sense of humor

: #Laughs Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ? Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

: #Laughs What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl? "Just flush it like everybody else does."

: #Laughs The Top 5 Men in a Woman's life are:1.

: #Laughs Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators.

: #Laughs Dad, can I ask you something?Sure! What about?You see, I'm already fourteen and...I think it's just proper that I should own one.And what is this 'one' you're referring to?Could you buy me a neat set of brassieres?No!My nipples are already promine

: #Laughs The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength.

: #Laughs |Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.Patient: What happened?Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news.

: #Laughs Policeman: Why were you driving around in circles and laughing? Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

: #Laughs |IBM: It's Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It's Better than Macintosh!IBM: Idiots Built MeIBM: Intense Bowel MovementIBM: Inferior But Marketable?IBM: I've Been MisleadIBM: It's Better ManuallyIBM: Infinitly Bett

: #Laughs Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools.

: #Laughs Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There's not much variety, but what else is open at three in the morning!

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