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: #Laughs A student comes to a young professor's office.

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: #Laughs What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?They both cause you to stand around for an hourwaiting for a two minute ride!!

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who's there? Axel! Axel who? Axeldental Tourist! Knock Knock Who's there? Atch! Atch who? I'm sorry I didn't know you had a cold! Knock Knock Who's there? Athena! Athena wh

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: #Laughs A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding backside.

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: #Laughs Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands.This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.

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: #Laughs What do you call a high-priced barber shop? A clip joint.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"? A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

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: #Laughs The teacher asked a Louisiana teenager to count to five.

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: #Laughs A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:"I'd like to become the next President of the United States."The receptionist: "What are you, an idiot?"Redneck: "Why, is it required?"

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a Rolls Royce with a vampire? A monster that attacks expensive cars and sucks out their gas tanks.

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: #Laughs Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you're an ambulance!

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: #Laughs Why did the gum cross the road? Because it was under the elephants foot.

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: #Laughs Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes? A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.

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: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

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: #Laughs The United Airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks.

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: #Laughs A wealthy man sat in his attorney's office. "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer asked. "Give me the bad news first." "Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars." "That's the bad news?" the man

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: #Laughs What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede.

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: #Laughs Dog Rules...1.

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: #Laughs How to Satisfy a Woman Every TimeCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix,empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe,humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug,coddle, excite, paci

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: #Laughs Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday.

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: #Laughs A student comes to a young professor's office.

: #Laughs What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?They both cause you to stand around for an hourwaiting for a two minute ride!!

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who's there? Axel! Axel who? Axeldental Tourist! Knock Knock Who's there? Atch! Atch who? I'm sorry I didn't know you had a cold! Knock Knock Who's there? Athena! Athena wh

: #Laughs A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding backside.

: #Laughs Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands.This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.

: #Laughs What do you call a high-priced barber shop? A clip joint.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"? A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

: #Laughs The teacher asked a Louisiana teenager to count to five.

: #Laughs A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:"I'd like to become the next President of the United States."The receptionist: "What are you, an idiot?"Redneck: "Why, is it required?"

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a Rolls Royce with a vampire? A monster that attacks expensive cars and sucks out their gas tanks.

: #Laughs Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you're an ambulance!

: #Laughs Why did the gum cross the road? Because it was under the elephants foot.

: #Laughs Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes? A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.

: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

: #Laughs The United Airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks.

: #Laughs A wealthy man sat in his attorney's office. "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer asked. "Give me the bad news first." "Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars." "That's the bad news?" the man

: #Laughs What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede.

: #Laughs Dog Rules...1.

: #Laughs How to Satisfy a Woman Every TimeCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix,empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe,humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug,coddle, excite, paci

: #Laughs Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday.

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