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: #Laughs Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not.

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: #Laughs THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me...

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: #Laughs Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to wash and condition my hair 35 Need to color my hair 48 Need to have Francois color my hair 66 Ne

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: #Laughs Yo Mama's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."

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: #Laughs |'Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies that sneaked past my lips.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who took a book out of the library called , only to discover that it was volume seven of the encyclopedia?

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: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth? A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

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: #Laughs Caller: Finally! I got through! I've been trying to call the zoo for hours! Zookeeper: Yes, all our lions were busy!

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: #Laughs A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: "Yes, mother, I've had a hard day.

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: #Laughs Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!

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: #Laughs Loomis: Does your dog have a license? Fenton: Hell, no! I do all the drivin'.

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: #Laughs Harry approached a prostitute and asked, "How much for a blow job ?". "Hundred Bucks". "OK", he said and began to jerk off. "What the hell are you doing that for?" "For hundred bucks you don't think I'm going to give you the easy one,

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: #Laughs Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.

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: #Laughs A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals.

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: #Laughs A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students.

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: #Laughs Waiter, Waiter there's a fly in my ice-cream ! Gee I did not know that they had started winter sports so early in the year !

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: #Laughs There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame by for a cool drink.

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: #Laughs |What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!

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: #Laughs An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks."A German doctor said "That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out of one p

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: #Laughs A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more.The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women.Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?""That doesn't prove anything," the woman co

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: #Laughs Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not.

: #Laughs THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me...

: #Laughs Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to wash and condition my hair 35 Need to color my hair 48 Need to have Francois color my hair 66 Ne

: #Laughs Yo Mama's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."

: #Laughs |'Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies that sneaked past my lips.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who took a book out of the library called , only to discover that it was volume seven of the encyclopedia?

: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth? A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

: #Laughs Caller: Finally! I got through! I've been trying to call the zoo for hours! Zookeeper: Yes, all our lions were busy!

: #Laughs A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: "Yes, mother, I've had a hard day.

: #Laughs Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!

: #Laughs Loomis: Does your dog have a license? Fenton: Hell, no! I do all the drivin'.

: #Laughs Harry approached a prostitute and asked, "How much for a blow job ?". "Hundred Bucks". "OK", he said and began to jerk off. "What the hell are you doing that for?" "For hundred bucks you don't think I'm going to give you the easy one,

: #Laughs Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.

: #Laughs A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals.

: #Laughs A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students.

: #Laughs Waiter, Waiter there's a fly in my ice-cream ! Gee I did not know that they had started winter sports so early in the year !

: #Laughs There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame by for a cool drink.

: #Laughs |What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!

: #Laughs An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks."A German doctor said "That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out of one p

: #Laughs A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more.The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women.Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?""That doesn't prove anything," the woman co

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