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: #Laughs A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts. A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?" "Why, officer?" asks the

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: #Laughs Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They're doing research on black holes.

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: #Laughs In order to streamline the handling of problems within the system.

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: #Laughs What did the werewolf write at the bottom of the letter? Best vicious .

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: #Laughs What do you call three blondes on Santa's Lap??Ho Ho HoSent by Adam

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: #Laughs Answers Given By Students To Test Questions On The Bible:The first book of the Bible is Guinessis.Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert.

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: #Laughs |Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass player which one.Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.Q: How many bass

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: #Laughs Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are those? He says pointing to her breasts.Well, son, These are balloons, and when you die, they inflate and float you up to heaven.Incredibly, he appears to beli

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: #Laughs How does a baritone make phone calls? Song distance!

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: #Laughs Cop coming upon a young couple making out....Cop: What the hell are you two doing?Boy: We're necking.Cop: Well stick your neck back in your pants and get out of here.

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: #Laughs Man is like an automobile.

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: #Laughs Q: What kind of cats lay around the house? - A: Car-pets!

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: #Laughs Two men died and went to Heaven.

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: #Laughs What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!

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: #Laughs Q: What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

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: #Laughs A few years ago, we invited some friends over for a Christmas party.

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: #Laughs One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle, when he opened it up a genie poped out.

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: #Laughs Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

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: #Laughs ************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc.

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: #Laughs |Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin.

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: #Laughs A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts. A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?" "Why, officer?" asks the

: #Laughs Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They're doing research on black holes.

: #Laughs In order to streamline the handling of problems within the system.

: #Laughs What did the werewolf write at the bottom of the letter? Best vicious .

: #Laughs What do you call three blondes on Santa's Lap??Ho Ho HoSent by Adam

: #Laughs Answers Given By Students To Test Questions On The Bible:The first book of the Bible is Guinessis.Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert.

: #Laughs |Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass player which one.Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.Q: How many bass

: #Laughs Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are those? He says pointing to her breasts.Well, son, These are balloons, and when you die, they inflate and float you up to heaven.Incredibly, he appears to beli

: #Laughs How does a baritone make phone calls? Song distance!

: #Laughs Cop coming upon a young couple making out....Cop: What the hell are you two doing?Boy: We're necking.Cop: Well stick your neck back in your pants and get out of here.

: #Laughs Man is like an automobile.

: #Laughs Q: What kind of cats lay around the house? - A: Car-pets!

: #Laughs Two men died and went to Heaven.

: #Laughs What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!

: #Laughs Q: What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

: #Laughs A few years ago, we invited some friends over for a Christmas party.

: #Laughs One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle, when he opened it up a genie poped out.

: #Laughs Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

: #Laughs ************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc.

: #Laughs |Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin.

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