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: #Laughs The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her feet, when a good fairy suddenly appeared before her and offered her three wishes."Aw, go on," the little old lady said in disbelief, "if you can grant three wishes, let's see

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: #Laughs Your momma so stanky...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!

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: #Laughs Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.

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: #Laughs John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ? A dirty kid !

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: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the Internet! Well, you do look a site

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: #Laughs why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?he only had 2 cars.

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: #Laughs A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is his daughter's birthday and that he hasn't bought her anything.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An Impasta.

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: #Laughs What do snakes have on their bath towels ? Hiss and Hers !

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: #Laughs Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we've managed to save one of them.Patient: Oh, thank you very much.Doctor: Yes, we'll give it to you on your way out.

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: #Laughs What will a monster eat in a restaurant? The waiter.

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: #Laughs |A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to fly.

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: #Laughs Abraham wanted a new suit, so he bought a nice piece of cloth and then tried to locate a tailor.

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: #Laughs The monster spent a fortune on deodorants before he found out that people didn't like him anyway.

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: #Laughs An elderly man was quite unhappy because he had lost his favorite hat. Instead of buying a new one, he decided he would go to church and swipe one out of the vestibule.

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: #Laughs What's the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?- They boo-kle their seatbelts

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: #Laughs A young businessman rented a beautiful office and furnished it with antiques.

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: #Laughs Q: How does a man show he's planning for the future?A: He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

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: #Laughs The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her feet, when a good fairy suddenly appeared before her and offered her three wishes."Aw, go on," the little old lady said in disbelief, "if you can grant three wishes, let's see

: #Laughs Your momma so stanky...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!

: #Laughs Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.

: #Laughs John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ? A dirty kid !

: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the Internet! Well, you do look a site

: #Laughs why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?he only had 2 cars.

: #Laughs A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is his daughter's birthday and that he hasn't bought her anything.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An Impasta.

: #Laughs What do snakes have on their bath towels ? Hiss and Hers !

: #Laughs |15.

: #Laughs Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we've managed to save one of them.Patient: Oh, thank you very much.Doctor: Yes, we'll give it to you on your way out.

: #Laughs What will a monster eat in a restaurant? The waiter.

: #Laughs |A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to fly.

: #Laughs Abraham wanted a new suit, so he bought a nice piece of cloth and then tried to locate a tailor.

: #Laughs The monster spent a fortune on deodorants before he found out that people didn't like him anyway.

: #Laughs An elderly man was quite unhappy because he had lost his favorite hat. Instead of buying a new one, he decided he would go to church and swipe one out of the vestibule.

: #Laughs What's the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?- They boo-kle their seatbelts

: #Laughs A young businessman rented a beautiful office and furnished it with antiques.

: #Laughs Q: How does a man show he's planning for the future?A: He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

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