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: #Laughs All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a young Australian couple.

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: #Laughs Why do mice have long tails ? Well, they'd look silly with long hair !

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: #Laughs Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch, what fruit would it remind you of? Pupil: A pear.

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: #Laughs |A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work.

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: #Laughs |Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren't that bright!

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: #Laughs I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are expecting a baby in June.I'm betting the baby will be late.

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: #Laughs Another blonde, another store.

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: #Laughs |For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can do it again.For the second bug of Christmas, my manager said to meAsk them how they did it andSee if they can do it again.For the third bug of Christmas, my manager said to meTr

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: #Laughs For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a trip to France.

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: #Laughs What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire? "Holy smoke!"

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: #Laughs Why was the vampire thought of as simple-minded? Because he was a complete sucker.

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: #Laughs Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.

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: #Laughs A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I would like to live very long.

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: #Laughs A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car trouble inthe countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer.The farmer said, "There might be a problem.

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: #Laughs What do you call a fish with no eyes ? Fish !

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: #Laughs If - H 2 O - is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside? K 9 P

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he got a hole-in-one!

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: #Laughs Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? A: Proofreading.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.

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: #Laughs What's the ultimate rejection? When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

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: #Laughs All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a young Australian couple.

: #Laughs Why do mice have long tails ? Well, they'd look silly with long hair !

: #Laughs Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch, what fruit would it remind you of? Pupil: A pear.

: #Laughs |A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work.

: #Laughs |Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren't that bright!

: #Laughs I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are expecting a baby in June.I'm betting the baby will be late.

: #Laughs Another blonde, another store.

: #Laughs |For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can do it again.For the second bug of Christmas, my manager said to meAsk them how they did it andSee if they can do it again.For the third bug of Christmas, my manager said to meTr

: #Laughs For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a trip to France.

: #Laughs What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire? "Holy smoke!"

: #Laughs Why was the vampire thought of as simple-minded? Because he was a complete sucker.

: #Laughs Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.

: #Laughs A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I would like to live very long.

: #Laughs A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car trouble inthe countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer.The farmer said, "There might be a problem.

: #Laughs What do you call a fish with no eyes ? Fish !

: #Laughs If - H 2 O - is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside? K 9 P

: #Laughs Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he got a hole-in-one!

: #Laughs Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? A: Proofreading.

: #Laughs Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.

: #Laughs What's the ultimate rejection? When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

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