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: #Laughs Three Nuns died and were up at outside the gates of Heaven.

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: #Laughs Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in her hair.She looked and she saw a farmer with a flock of sheep so she drove over and asked the farmer "if I can guess how many sheep in you're flock will you give me a shee

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: #Laughs Pierre was a camper from France.

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: #Laughs How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et.

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: #Laughs A man walks in for a sale rep job.

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: #Laughs How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in his ears.

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: #Laughs The room was full of pregnant women and their partners.

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: #Laughs Fuck is such a versatile word...Greetings: How the fuck are you!Fraud: I got fucked by the car dealer.Trouble: Well, I guess I'm fucked now.Confusion: What the fuck...?Retaliation: Up your fucking ass!Denial: I didn't fucking do it.Apathy: Who giv

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: #Laughs I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life? --Age 15 Give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to

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: #Laughs WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Chuck.

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: #Laughs One day a lady was driving on the Highway.

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: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"

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: #Laughs What happened to the lost cattle? Nobody's herd.

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: #Laughs The word of the day is "LEGS", let's go back to my place and spread the word.Let's name your legs.

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: #Laughs Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If I give you two rabbits, two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?Paddy: Seven!Tester: No, listen carefully again.

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: #Laughs From Reader's Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of our five siblings can even carry a tune.So, I've restricted my singing to private places like the bathtub or the car.

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: #Laughs What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks? A snout bout!

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: #Laughs This is a collection of actual student bloopers collected by teachers from 8th grade through college.The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant? A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door? A: The doorbell shrieks!

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: #Laughs Three Nuns died and were up at outside the gates of Heaven.

: #Laughs Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in her hair.She looked and she saw a farmer with a flock of sheep so she drove over and asked the farmer "if I can guess how many sheep in you're flock will you give me a shee

: #Laughs Pierre was a camper from France.

: #Laughs How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et.

: #Laughs A man walks in for a sale rep job.

: #Laughs How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in his ears.

: #Laughs The room was full of pregnant women and their partners.

: #Laughs Fuck is such a versatile word...Greetings: How the fuck are you!Fraud: I got fucked by the car dealer.Trouble: Well, I guess I'm fucked now.Confusion: What the fuck...?Retaliation: Up your fucking ass!Denial: I didn't fucking do it.Apathy: Who giv

: #Laughs I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life? --Age 15 Give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to

: #Laughs WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Chuck.

: #Laughs One day a lady was driving on the Highway.

: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"

: #Laughs What happened to the lost cattle? Nobody's herd.

: #Laughs The word of the day is "LEGS", let's go back to my place and spread the word.Let's name your legs.

: #Laughs Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If I give you two rabbits, two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?Paddy: Seven!Tester: No, listen carefully again.

: #Laughs From Reader's Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of our five siblings can even carry a tune.So, I've restricted my singing to private places like the bathtub or the car.

: #Laughs What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks? A snout bout!

: #Laughs This is a collection of actual student bloopers collected by teachers from 8th grade through college.The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare.

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant? A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

: #Laughs Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door? A: The doorbell shrieks!

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