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: #Laughs Q : What's the difference between Malaysia & the US?A : US's got Bill Clinton, Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Stevie Wonder; Malaysia's got Mahathir, no cash, no hope and bloody wonder!

: #Laughs How to identify where a driver is from...One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New YorkOne hand on wheel, one finger out window: ChicagoOne hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: BostonOne hand on wheel, cradling cell ph

: #Laughs Customer: Why don't you eat here, waiter? Waiter: Serving it is bad enough, I don't want to compound the felony.

: #Laughs Q: Do you know why the new football stadium they built in Warsaw could not be used? A: No matter where you sat you were behind a Pole.

: #Laughs An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I put it in a safe, but lost the combination!

: #Laughs |A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life."The boy thinks about this, and then says, "Well then

: #Laughs The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were "protecting." Feeling the heat from the police force, they decide to use a deaf person for this job.

: #Laughs What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ? Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

: #Laughs A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:---------------------------------Cheese Sandwich $ 1.50Chicken Sandwich $ 2.50Hand Job .00---------------------------------Checking his wallet he finds one single ten dolla

: #Laughs A husband was worried about the decline in the quality of his marriage so he discreetly went to a marriage counselor to discuss the problem.The counselor asked, "Do you kiss your wife when you get home from work, remind her every now and then of h
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