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: #Laughs What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison? One can't see to go, the other can't go to sea.

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: #Laughs Four words guaranted to destroy a man's ego:"Is it in yet?"

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: #Laughs Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle.

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: #Laughs Men are like chocolate bars. Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.

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: #Laughs Q: Why does a dog wag it's tail? - A: No one else will do it for them

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: #Laughs The Top 15 Surprises in the Re-Mastered "Star Wars"15 New scene in which Chewbacca teaches Han Solo how to lick himself.14 He might not sound as fearsome as before, but that Primatene Mist of Darth Vader's seems to have helped his breathing immens

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: #Laughs How did the dog make gold soup? He put in 24 carrots.

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: #Laughs Interesting things about Monica Lewinsky: - Nobody would know about her if it weren't for Bill - She sucks - She blows - She's bloated - She's the focus of a huge legal battle - She'll go down in a heartbeat Who does she think she is, Microsoft Wi

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: #Laughs The New Drum by Major Headache

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: #Laughs Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the breaks.First surgeon: "I once had an ambulance crew bring in a man's leg and my team and I built a new body around it and now that he's recovered fully he d

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: #Laughs Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange? Because the lime was engaged.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ? Addercadabra and abradacobra !

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: #Laughs I had skylights installed at my place the other day...the peoplethat live upstairs are really mad!

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: #Laughs What did one candle say to the other? "Don't birthdays burn you up?"

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ? A boar constrictor !

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: #Laughs A man has a dog that snores in his sleep.

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: #Laughs |A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions.

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: #Laughs |Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence."You can take your choice, private - one month's restriction or twenty day's pay," said the officer."All right, sir," said the bright soldier, "I'll take the money."

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: #Laughs Two owls were playing pool.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison? One can't see to go, the other can't go to sea.

: #Laughs Four words guaranted to destroy a man's ego:"Is it in yet?"

: #Laughs Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives.

: #Laughs What's the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle.

: #Laughs Men are like chocolate bars. Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.

: #Laughs Q: Why does a dog wag it's tail? - A: No one else will do it for them

: #Laughs The Top 15 Surprises in the Re-Mastered "Star Wars"15 New scene in which Chewbacca teaches Han Solo how to lick himself.14 He might not sound as fearsome as before, but that Primatene Mist of Darth Vader's seems to have helped his breathing immens

: #Laughs How did the dog make gold soup? He put in 24 carrots.

: #Laughs Interesting things about Monica Lewinsky: - Nobody would know about her if it weren't for Bill - She sucks - She blows - She's bloated - She's the focus of a huge legal battle - She'll go down in a heartbeat Who does she think she is, Microsoft Wi

: #Laughs The New Drum by Major Headache

: #Laughs Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the breaks.First surgeon: "I once had an ambulance crew bring in a man's leg and my team and I built a new body around it and now that he's recovered fully he d

: #Laughs Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange? Because the lime was engaged.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ? Addercadabra and abradacobra !

: #Laughs I had skylights installed at my place the other day...the peoplethat live upstairs are really mad!

: #Laughs What did one candle say to the other? "Don't birthdays burn you up?"

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ? A boar constrictor !

: #Laughs A man has a dog that snores in his sleep.

: #Laughs |A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions.

: #Laughs |Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence."You can take your choice, private - one month's restriction or twenty day's pay," said the officer."All right, sir," said the bright soldier, "I'll take the money."

: #Laughs Two owls were playing pool.

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