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: #Laughs Q: Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor.

: #Laughs There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania.

: #Laughs The old man was saying to his doctor,"You know, Doc, when I was young, it was as hard as a rock.

: #Laughs I got home from work last night and said to my wife, "You are a one"She said "What do you mean, I am a one?"I said, "If Bo Derek's a ten, you're a one".

: #Laughs What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher? One minds the train, the other trains the mind.

: #Laughs Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition, andby accident one was shot by the other.

: #Laughs In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton, Woodward and Bernstein of Watergate fame are in negotiations with publishers to write a new book about the scandal.

: #Laughs Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see wherethe sun went? It finally dawned on her.

: #Laughs Q: If fathers have Father's Day, and mothers have Mother's Day,?.what do single guys have?A: Palm Sunday.

: #Laughs Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!. Father Christmas: Can't do that one.

: #Laughs Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both husband and Father, I can say anything I want to around the house.
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