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: #Laughs A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The mexican man pleads with them, "N

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: #Laughs What's the fastest way to send a rabbit? Haremail.

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: #Laughs On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher.

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: #Laughs What might've happened:Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first round of talks in a new peace process.

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: #Laughs At 5 P.M.

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: #Laughs Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around? Because time will tell.

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: #Laughs |A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to live.The doctor advises her to marry an economist and to live in South Dakota.The woman asks: will this cure my illness?The doctor replies: No, but the half year will seem pretty long

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: #Laughs What do you call a black Eskimo dog ? A dusky husky !

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: #Laughs |The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes.

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: #Laughs A gorilla was walking thru' a jungle when he came across a deer eating grasses in a clearing.

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: #Laughs |A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor stuck in the wet ground.A farmer driving by stops his truck and walks to the fence to call over the city feller.

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: #Laughs Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when a truck careens around =the corner, out of control, and broadsides the Rabbi.Father Flannery watches this event unfold, and as he runs toward the =Rabbi, he notices that Rabbi Stern first touches his

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: #Laughs Q: What's the definition of perfect pitch? A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

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: #Laughs "Doctor," said the patient, "I need help! I can't stop acting like a cat!" "How long have you had this problem?" the doctor asked. "Lest's see," said the patient, "Mom had the litter in '41

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: #Laughs A lovely young Jewish girl was employed by a clothing firm in NewYork.She and her widowed mother shared the same ambition: marriage to awealthy man.

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: #Laughs A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big lighter.He asks the man,"Where did you get such a big lighter?"The man replies,"See that man playing piano over there?He's a genie and he'll grant you one wish."So the guy walks over to the g

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: #Laughs George W.

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: #Laughs "Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline."If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

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: #Laughs A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The mexican man pleads with them, "N

: #Laughs What's the fastest way to send a rabbit? Haremail.

: #Laughs On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher.

: #Laughs What might've happened:Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first round of talks in a new peace process.

: #Laughs At 5 P.M.

: #Laughs Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around? Because time will tell.

: #Laughs |A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to live.The doctor advises her to marry an economist and to live in South Dakota.The woman asks: will this cure my illness?The doctor replies: No, but the half year will seem pretty long

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs What do you call a black Eskimo dog ? A dusky husky !

: #Laughs |The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes.

: #Laughs A gorilla was walking thru' a jungle when he came across a deer eating grasses in a clearing.

: #Laughs |A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor stuck in the wet ground.A farmer driving by stops his truck and walks to the fence to call over the city feller.

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when a truck careens around =the corner, out of control, and broadsides the Rabbi.Father Flannery watches this event unfold, and as he runs toward the =Rabbi, he notices that Rabbi Stern first touches his

: #Laughs Q: What's the definition of perfect pitch? A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

: #Laughs "Doctor," said the patient, "I need help! I can't stop acting like a cat!" "How long have you had this problem?" the doctor asked. "Lest's see," said the patient, "Mom had the litter in '41

: #Laughs A lovely young Jewish girl was employed by a clothing firm in NewYork.She and her widowed mother shared the same ambition: marriage to awealthy man.

: #Laughs A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big lighter.He asks the man,"Where did you get such a big lighter?"The man replies,"See that man playing piano over there?He's a genie and he'll grant you one wish."So the guy walks over to the g

: #Laughs George W.

: #Laughs "Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline."If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

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