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: #Laughs Two girls were talking in the corridor.

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: #Laughs Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant? He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

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: #Laughs Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years? It was stuffed.

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: #Laughs |On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"

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: #Laughs A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in thecrotch.

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: #Laughs On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEANRESTROOMS 8 MILES".By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.

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: #Laughs Where's the safest place to hide money from a man? Under the soap

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: #Laughs A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law.

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: #Laughs Q: How many blonde jokes are there? A: One - the rest are all true.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape? A: The baritone.

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: #Laughs So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand this white dude sees him.

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: #Laughs After the first week of sex education class, a young shapely teen stormed out of the room after the class was over.

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: #Laughs What did the maths homework website say to the geometry website? Boy do we have problems.

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mick Jagger Barbie ...Mick with Barbie's head...but Mick's lips

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised? A: When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick!

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: #Laughs What women want in a relationship: A handsome, loving professionalman who will just love them for who they are.What women get: A fat, balding fart machine who stays with them onlybecause no other woman wants him.What men want in a woman: A comb

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache.

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: #Laughs Conductor, do you stop at the Savoy Hotel? I should say not, on my salary!

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: #Laughs Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day.

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: #Laughs |You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?" Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base.

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: #Laughs Two girls were talking in the corridor.

: #Laughs Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant? He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

: #Laughs Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years? It was stuffed.

: #Laughs |On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"

: #Laughs A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in thecrotch.

: #Laughs On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEANRESTROOMS 8 MILES".By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.

: #Laughs Where's the safest place to hide money from a man? Under the soap

: #Laughs A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law.

: #Laughs Q: How many blonde jokes are there? A: One - the rest are all true.

: #Laughs Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape? A: The baritone.

: #Laughs So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand this white dude sees him.

: #Laughs After the first week of sex education class, a young shapely teen stormed out of the room after the class was over.

: #Laughs What did the maths homework website say to the geometry website? Boy do we have problems.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mick Jagger Barbie ...Mick with Barbie's head...but Mick's lips

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised? A: When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick!

: #Laughs What women want in a relationship: A handsome, loving professionalman who will just love them for who they are.What women get: A fat, balding fart machine who stays with them onlybecause no other woman wants him.What men want in a woman: A comb

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache.

: #Laughs Conductor, do you stop at the Savoy Hotel? I should say not, on my salary!

: #Laughs Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day.

: #Laughs |You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?" Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base.

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