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: #Laughs An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot.

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: #Laughs What helps keep your teeth together? Toothpaste.

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: #Laughs Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ? No you can have turkey like everyone else !

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: #Laughs Q: Why did Bill Clinton cross the road? A: To tax the chicken.

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: #Laughs A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can we talk about politics The bartender says ?IF THERE IS ONE THING WE DON'T TALK ABOUT IN HERE IT'S POLITICS?.

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: #Laughs What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning? Thanks, I needed that.

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: #Laughs Wouldn't it be nice to tell the Dean of your college what you REALLY think about him/her? Well, if you like your Dean as much as I like my Dean, then you'd better keep your mouth shut.

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: #Laughs A young man comes home and says "Dad, just got my driver's license and would like to use the family car." Father replies, :"O.K., son.

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: #Laughs Since I couldn?t find a good drinking game for the upcoming Presidential debates online, I decided to write one myself.

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: #Laughs Q: Whats the difference between erotic and kinky? A: Erotic is when you use a feather.

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: #Laughs You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!

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: #Laughs A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time.

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: #Laughs At a dinner party, one of the guests, an obnoxiously loud young man, tried to make clever remarks about everyone and everything. When he was served a piece of meat, he picked it up with his fork, held it up and smirked: 'Is this

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: #Laughs During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general. "You simpleton!" the officer barked.

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: #Laughs A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.

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: #Laughs Why don't you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up with sand!

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: #Laughs Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised? A: When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick!

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: #Laughs A woman called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola on one of those computer planes." I asked if she meant to fly to Pensacola on a commuter plane.

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: #Laughs An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot.

: #Laughs What helps keep your teeth together? Toothpaste.

: #Laughs Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ? No you can have turkey like everyone else !

: #Laughs Q: Why did Bill Clinton cross the road? A: To tax the chicken.

: #Laughs A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can we talk about politics The bartender says ?IF THERE IS ONE THING WE DON'T TALK ABOUT IN HERE IT'S POLITICS?.

: #Laughs What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning? Thanks, I needed that.

: #Laughs Wouldn't it be nice to tell the Dean of your college what you REALLY think about him/her? Well, if you like your Dean as much as I like my Dean, then you'd better keep your mouth shut.

: #Laughs A young man comes home and says "Dad, just got my driver's license and would like to use the family car." Father replies, :"O.K., son.

: #Laughs Since I couldn?t find a good drinking game for the upcoming Presidential debates online, I decided to write one myself.

: #Laughs Q: Whats the difference between erotic and kinky? A: Erotic is when you use a feather.

: #Laughs You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!

: #Laughs A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time.

: #Laughs At a dinner party, one of the guests, an obnoxiously loud young man, tried to make clever remarks about everyone and everything. When he was served a piece of meat, he picked it up with his fork, held it up and smirked: 'Is this

: #Laughs During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general. "You simpleton!" the officer barked.

: #Laughs A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Why don't you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up with sand!

: #Laughs Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised? A: When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick!

: #Laughs A woman called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola on one of those computer planes." I asked if she meant to fly to Pensacola on a commuter plane.

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