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: #Laughs One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct.

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: #Laughs On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a crossword puzzle.

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: #Laughs Why was the student witch so bad at essays? Because she couldn't spell properly.

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: #Laughs Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have badnews and goodnews.

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: #Laughs A doctor from Canada was having an affair with one of his female co-workers.One day she announced to him that she was pregnant with his child.

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: #Laughs Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? A: The color.

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: #Laughs |The animals were bored.

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: #Laughs A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and asks the barman "Can I have a drink for me and one for the road?"

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: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

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: #Laughs Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!

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: #Laughs When pigs have a party, who jumps out of the cake? Nobody.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did Bill Clinton cross the road? A: To tax the chicken.

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: #Laughs What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30,000 feet ? A bee is an aeroplane !

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: #Laughs Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School.

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: #Laughs 1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs to tell you exactly when it will go off.2) Should you need to pass yourself off as a German officer it will not be necessary to speak the language, a convincing

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Adolf! Adolf who? Adolf ball hit me in the mouth! Knock Knock Who's there? Aesop! Aesop who? Aesop I saw a puddy cat! Knock Knock Who's there? Abe! Abe who? Abe C D E F G H...! Knock Knock Who's there? Abyssinia! Abyssinia

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: #Laughs How long does it take to burn a candle down ? About a wick !

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: #Laughs I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday.

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: #Laughs Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.

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: #Laughs One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct.

: #Laughs On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a crossword puzzle.

: #Laughs Why was the student witch so bad at essays? Because she couldn't spell properly.

: #Laughs Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have badnews and goodnews.

: #Laughs A doctor from Canada was having an affair with one of his female co-workers.One day she announced to him that she was pregnant with his child.

: #Laughs Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? A: The color.

: #Laughs |The animals were bored.

: #Laughs A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and asks the barman "Can I have a drink for me and one for the road?"

: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

: #Laughs Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!

: #Laughs When pigs have a party, who jumps out of the cake? Nobody.

: #Laughs Q: Why did Bill Clinton cross the road? A: To tax the chicken.

: #Laughs What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30,000 feet ? A bee is an aeroplane !

: #Laughs Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School.

: #Laughs 1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs to tell you exactly when it will go off.2) Should you need to pass yourself off as a German officer it will not be necessary to speak the language, a convincing

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Adolf! Adolf who? Adolf ball hit me in the mouth! Knock Knock Who's there? Aesop! Aesop who? Aesop I saw a puddy cat! Knock Knock Who's there? Abe! Abe who? Abe C D E F G H...! Knock Knock Who's there? Abyssinia! Abyssinia

: #Laughs How long does it take to burn a candle down ? About a wick !

: #Laughs I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday.

: #Laughs Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.

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