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: #Laughs Who's aardvark's favorite male singer? Frank Sinostril!

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: #Laughs |I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog.

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: #Laughs |Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry tree!What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?Big holes all over Australia!What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?One is a weak one an

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: #Laughs How does the pig farmer get to the fair? He rides piggyback.

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: #Laughs How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.

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: #Laughs |Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?He wanted to see the floor show!

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: #Laughs A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few drinks, he suggested that they might have another try at marriage.

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: #Laughs A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

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: #Laughs Why is an elephant braver than a hen ? Because the elephant isn't chicken !

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: #Laughs Do robots have sisters ? No, just transistors !

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: #Laughs A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Jew, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar.

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: #Laughs John receives a phone call."Hello," he answers.The voice on the other end says, "This is Susan.We met at a party about 3 months ago." John: "hmmm...

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: #Laughs Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah...the cops got nothing to go on.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

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: #Laughs Dad: Why is your January report card so bad ? Son: Well, you know how it is.

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: #Laughs Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from snatching a kiss....

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: #Laughs How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done, everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.

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: #Laughs There were three guys stuck on an island.

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: #Laughs Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? It's a tender tail!

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: #Laughs The story takes off where Cinderella just got yelled at by her step-mother, then her fairy godmother comes to her aid.The fairy godmother says, "I can make you a new dress and give you everything you need to go to the ball...

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: #Laughs Who's aardvark's favorite male singer? Frank Sinostril!

: #Laughs |I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog.

: #Laughs |Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry tree!What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?Big holes all over Australia!What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?One is a weak one an

: #Laughs How does the pig farmer get to the fair? He rides piggyback.

: #Laughs How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.

: #Laughs |Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?He wanted to see the floor show!

: #Laughs A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few drinks, he suggested that they might have another try at marriage.

: #Laughs A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

: #Laughs Why is an elephant braver than a hen ? Because the elephant isn't chicken !

: #Laughs Do robots have sisters ? No, just transistors !

: #Laughs A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Jew, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar.

: #Laughs John receives a phone call."Hello," he answers.The voice on the other end says, "This is Susan.We met at a party about 3 months ago." John: "hmmm...

: #Laughs Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah...the cops got nothing to go on.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

: #Laughs Dad: Why is your January report card so bad ? Son: Well, you know how it is.

: #Laughs Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from snatching a kiss....

: #Laughs How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done, everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.

: #Laughs There were three guys stuck on an island.

: #Laughs Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? It's a tender tail!

: #Laughs The story takes off where Cinderella just got yelled at by her step-mother, then her fairy godmother comes to her aid.The fairy godmother says, "I can make you a new dress and give you everything you need to go to the ball...

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