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: #Laughs Clown: Why are you wearing such a large shirt? Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

: #Laughs |With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs, our schedule was hectic.To add to this, we kept running out of household supplies.I instructed them all to let me know when they used the last of any item by

: #Laughs Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don't even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form.

: #Laughs Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses "I want to do a miracle so we can feel like the good old days." and Moses says "Yeah sure." So Jesus gets up and says "I think I'll walk on the water, that was always a good one

: #Laughs Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:"Listen honey, why don't we have a few drinks, dinner, go to my apartment and really make love?"Ex-: "Over my dead body!"Husband: "You haven't changed a bit"

: #Laughs What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma? When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

: #Laughs A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist."My life is a mess, doctor," she began, "I am sofucking hideous that no one will associate withme, touch me, or even talk to me.
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