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: #Laughs What to do you call an old dentist? A bit long in the tooth

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: #Laughs Buckwheat and Darla were in school and the teacher asked Darla, 'How do you spell 'dumb'?"Darla says, "d-u-m-b, dumb."The teacher says, "Very good.

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: #Laughs Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.

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: #Laughs You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the ground.

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: #Laughs Short-sighted sarge: "Attention! You also, you little one in the back row with the red cap!" "But sarge, that's a hydrant!" Sarge:"Anyway, in this place academics have to obey as well."

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: #Laughs Q: How is a penis like fishing? A: The small ones you throw back, the medium ones you eat, and the larger ones you mount.

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: #Laughs A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour unaccompanied to Alaska.The first night he got home, he exclaimed to his wife, "Honey, I want you to know that I haven't wasted all this time alone.

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: #Laughs The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they havedeveloped a pill to increase lubrication in females.

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: #Laughs Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student? Because education pays off in the long run!

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: #Laughs |The Evolution of Mom Yes, parenthood changes everything.

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: #Laughs Kids: "Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?" Mother: "I am sorry kids but you know Johnny has leprosy," Kids: "Well, then can we come in and watch him rot?"

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: #Laughs A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads.

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: #Laughs Hey bob,"Will you rember me tomorrow??" "Yes" "Will you rember me next week??" "Yes" "Will you rember me next month??" "Yes" "Will yoiu rember me next year??" "Yeah" "Knock Knock" "Whos There??" "See, you forgot me already!!!!!!"

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: #Laughs Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ------------------------------------------------ November 22, 1996 - Any More Complaints? The controller working a busy pattern told the 727 on

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: #Laughs |Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar.

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: #Laughs How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Italian-Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dunno exactly, but my brothers girlfriends fathers boss secretary's sister's next door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of C

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: #Laughs Two tourists were driving through Louisiana.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then !

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Arnie ! Arnie who ! Arnie having fun ?

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: #Laughs What to do you call an old dentist? A bit long in the tooth

: #Laughs Buckwheat and Darla were in school and the teacher asked Darla, 'How do you spell 'dumb'?"Darla says, "d-u-m-b, dumb."The teacher says, "Very good.

: #Laughs Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.

: #Laughs You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the ground.

: #Laughs Short-sighted sarge: "Attention! You also, you little one in the back row with the red cap!" "But sarge, that's a hydrant!" Sarge:"Anyway, in this place academics have to obey as well."

: #Laughs Q: How is a penis like fishing? A: The small ones you throw back, the medium ones you eat, and the larger ones you mount.

: #Laughs A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour unaccompanied to Alaska.The first night he got home, he exclaimed to his wife, "Honey, I want you to know that I haven't wasted all this time alone.

: #Laughs The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they havedeveloped a pill to increase lubrication in females.

: #Laughs Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student? Because education pays off in the long run!

: #Laughs |The Evolution of Mom Yes, parenthood changes everything.

: #Laughs Kids: "Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?" Mother: "I am sorry kids but you know Johnny has leprosy," Kids: "Well, then can we come in and watch him rot?"

: #Laughs A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads.

: #Laughs Hey bob,"Will you rember me tomorrow??" "Yes" "Will you rember me next week??" "Yes" "Will you rember me next month??" "Yes" "Will yoiu rember me next year??" "Yeah" "Knock Knock" "Whos There??" "See, you forgot me already!!!!!!"

: #Laughs Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ------------------------------------------------ November 22, 1996 - Any More Complaints? The controller working a busy pattern told the 727 on

: #Laughs |Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar.

: #Laughs How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.

: #Laughs Q: How many Italian-Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dunno exactly, but my brothers girlfriends fathers boss secretary's sister's next door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of C

: #Laughs Two tourists were driving through Louisiana.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then !

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Arnie ! Arnie who ! Arnie having fun ?

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