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: #Laughs Q: What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?A: Stick his bill up his ass!

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: #Laughs When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV? During PRIME time!

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: #Laughs A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they get captured.The head of the tribe says to the German, "What do you want on your back for your whipping?"The German responds, "I will take oil!" So they put oil on his back

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: #Laughs |A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman.She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got news for you.

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: #Laughs What dogs never get lost? Newfound-lands!

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: #Laughs "What kind of job do you do?" a lady passenger asked the man traveling in her compartment."I'm a naval surgeon," he replied."Goodness!" said the lady, "How you doctors specialize these days!"

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: #Laughs A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back, ajaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass to pay forit all.

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: #Laughs What game do reindeer play in their stalls? Stable-tennis!

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: #Laughs |What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!

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: #Laughs A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive cat food in her basket.

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: #Laughs A new arrival in Hell was brought before the devil.

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: #Laughs It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old girl.After a year she went into the hospital to give birth.The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow.

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: #Laughs |A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed.

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: #Laughs I admitted to my friend that I hadn't had sex for a while.My friend reassured me that I won't forget it, cuz sex islike riding a bicycle.I know it's been a while, but I don't ever remember pedaling...

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: #Laughs |Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a computer tech into their database.

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: #Laughs Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia ? Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines !

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: #Laughs How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!

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: #Laughs Old telephone books make ideal personal address books.

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: #Laughs Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree, but I haven't got the energy.""Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.

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: #Laughs |Q: Diner: I can't eat this chicken.

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: #Laughs Q: What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?A: Stick his bill up his ass!

: #Laughs When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV? During PRIME time!

: #Laughs A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they get captured.The head of the tribe says to the German, "What do you want on your back for your whipping?"The German responds, "I will take oil!" So they put oil on his back

: #Laughs |A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman.She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got news for you.

: #Laughs What dogs never get lost? Newfound-lands!

: #Laughs "What kind of job do you do?" a lady passenger asked the man traveling in her compartment."I'm a naval surgeon," he replied."Goodness!" said the lady, "How you doctors specialize these days!"

: #Laughs A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back, ajaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass to pay forit all.

: #Laughs What game do reindeer play in their stalls? Stable-tennis!

: #Laughs |What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!

: #Laughs A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive cat food in her basket.

: #Laughs A new arrival in Hell was brought before the devil.

: #Laughs It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old girl.After a year she went into the hospital to give birth.The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow.

: #Laughs |A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed.

: #Laughs I admitted to my friend that I hadn't had sex for a while.My friend reassured me that I won't forget it, cuz sex islike riding a bicycle.I know it's been a while, but I don't ever remember pedaling...

: #Laughs |Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a computer tech into their database.

: #Laughs Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia ? Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines !

: #Laughs How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!

: #Laughs Old telephone books make ideal personal address books.

: #Laughs Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree, but I haven't got the energy.""Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.

: #Laughs |Q: Diner: I can't eat this chicken.

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