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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake? A: It did 0 million worth of improvements.

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: #Laughs A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new airplane in the living room.

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: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the dog on the bar and announces that the dog can talk and that he has 0 he's willing to bet anyone who says he can't.The bartender quickly takes the bet and the owner looks at the dog and a

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: #Laughs Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to retrain them.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours.

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: #Laughs Q: Who would become President of the U.S.A if the President died? A: Bill Clinton of course!

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: #Laughs A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the beginning of the service.

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: #Laughs |There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine.Four and eight makes 12.There are 12 inches in a ruler.Queen Elizabeth is a ruler.The Queen Elizabeth was a ship.Ships sail in the sea.The sea has fish.Fish have fins.The Finns are always fight

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: #Laughs The Doctor was puzzled "I'm very sorry but I can't diagnose your trouble, Mahoney.

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: #Laughs The phone rings at FBI headquarters. "Hello? I'm calling to report my neighbor, Clifford.

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: #Laughs These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.Finally they came up with a foolproof plan.

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: #Laughs A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"The rabbit says, "No, of course not!"So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit!

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: #Laughs |The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson."Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?'' she asked the instructor."P-u-t-t is correct,'' he replied."Put means to place a thing where you want it.

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: #Laughs A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women.""Yeah what happened?" asked his friend.The first guy replies, "Well, er, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle."

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: #Laughs What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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: #Laughs *** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included.

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: #Laughs Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?

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: #Laughs |These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world."That race was all about competition." - David Coleman, ITV "And I can see the strong wind blowing the sun towards us." - Brian Johnson, BBC Radio 3 Mark Goodier: What's the name of t

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: #Laughs Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!

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: #Laughs This guy and his girlfriend are fighting....she says "I'm breaking up with you." "Why??" he asks.

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake? A: It did 0 million worth of improvements.

: #Laughs A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new airplane in the living room.

: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the dog on the bar and announces that the dog can talk and that he has 0 he's willing to bet anyone who says he can't.The bartender quickly takes the bet and the owner looks at the dog and a

: #Laughs Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to retrain them.

: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours.

: #Laughs Q: Who would become President of the U.S.A if the President died? A: Bill Clinton of course!

: #Laughs A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the beginning of the service.

: #Laughs |There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine.Four and eight makes 12.There are 12 inches in a ruler.Queen Elizabeth is a ruler.The Queen Elizabeth was a ship.Ships sail in the sea.The sea has fish.Fish have fins.The Finns are always fight

: #Laughs The Doctor was puzzled "I'm very sorry but I can't diagnose your trouble, Mahoney.

: #Laughs The phone rings at FBI headquarters. "Hello? I'm calling to report my neighbor, Clifford.

: #Laughs These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.Finally they came up with a foolproof plan.

: #Laughs A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"The rabbit says, "No, of course not!"So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit!

: #Laughs |The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson."Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?'' she asked the instructor."P-u-t-t is correct,'' he replied."Put means to place a thing where you want it.

: #Laughs A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women.""Yeah what happened?" asked his friend.The first guy replies, "Well, er, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle."

: #Laughs What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts? Change.

: #Laughs *** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included.

: #Laughs Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?

: #Laughs |These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world."That race was all about competition." - David Coleman, ITV "And I can see the strong wind blowing the sun towards us." - Brian Johnson, BBC Radio 3 Mark Goodier: What's the name of t

: #Laughs Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!

: #Laughs This guy and his girlfriend are fighting....she says "I'm breaking up with you." "Why??" he asks.

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