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: #Laughs If you constantly hear a married man brag about how he runs everything around the house, you can be sure that he is referring to the lawn mower, the car, the errands, and the baby carriage.

: #Laughs Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.

: #Laughs Tarzan was tired when he came home. "What have you been doing", asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?", said Jane.

: #Laughs What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet? Anything you like, they're not listening to you anyway.

: #Laughs If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the north, in which direction is the smoke blowing? There is no smoke from an electric train!

: #Laughs |Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access in case they needed to monitor your tree for reasons of national security.

: #Laughs Q: How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"

: #Laughs You have to read the whole thing: The following is from a 1950's Home Economics textbook intended for the High School girls, teaching how to prepare for married life.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn't pretty and wasn't ugly ? She was pretty ugly

: #Laughs The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been the life of the party."John," she said, "did anyone ever tell you how fascinating, how romantic, and how handsome you are?""No," the man replied happily, loo
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