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: #Laughs Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

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: #Laughs A long time ago, way back then...we used to spell Canada, Cnd.Why? you ask.

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: #Laughs |After his graduation from college, the son of a Spanish lawyer was considering his future.

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: #Laughs Relationships: First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship - he refers to it as "that time when me and Suzie were doing it on a semi-regular basis".When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfr

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: #Laughs Q: How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful? A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

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: #Laughs Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ? So he could tell the time at night !

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: #Laughs Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys arse?A: There is a great musician in you.

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: #Laughs Last summer, the President and Mrs.

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: #Laughs Two good ol' boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants.Not long after, they're out for a walk and Bubba says, "Hey, Junior - there's the NCO Club.

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: #Laughs Dispatcher: Nine-one-one Caller: Hi, is this the police? Dispatcher: This is 911.

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: #Laughs Clinton goes around telling people we humans are genetically 99.9% similar.

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: #Laughs |A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.

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: #Laughs This minister just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures were being made. The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes. But, on the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hiroshima Barbie ...just a shadow of her former self

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: #Laughs Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a deer.

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: #Laughs The 5 questions most feared by men are:1...What are you thinking about?2...Do you love me?3...Do I look fat?4...Do you think she is prettier than me?5...What would you do if I died?What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guara

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: #Laughs |What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?A beer-a-cuda!Who has eight guns and terrorises the ocean?Billy the Squid!What happened to the cold jellyfish?It set!What's t

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: #Laughs There where two snakes talking.The 1st one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead? Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?'.

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: #Laughs What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with the terrorist.

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: #Laughs Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

: #Laughs A long time ago, way back then...we used to spell Canada, Cnd.Why? you ask.

: #Laughs |After his graduation from college, the son of a Spanish lawyer was considering his future.

: #Laughs Relationships: First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship - he refers to it as "that time when me and Suzie were doing it on a semi-regular basis".When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfr

: #Laughs Q: How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful? A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

: #Laughs Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ? So he could tell the time at night !

: #Laughs Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys arse?A: There is a great musician in you.

: #Laughs Last summer, the President and Mrs.

: #Laughs Two good ol' boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants.Not long after, they're out for a walk and Bubba says, "Hey, Junior - there's the NCO Club.

: #Laughs Dispatcher: Nine-one-one Caller: Hi, is this the police? Dispatcher: This is 911.

: #Laughs Clinton goes around telling people we humans are genetically 99.9% similar.

: #Laughs |A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.

: #Laughs This minister just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures were being made. The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes. But, on the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hiroshima Barbie ...just a shadow of her former self

: #Laughs Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a deer.

: #Laughs The 5 questions most feared by men are:1...What are you thinking about?2...Do you love me?3...Do I look fat?4...Do you think she is prettier than me?5...What would you do if I died?What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guara

: #Laughs |What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?A beer-a-cuda!Who has eight guns and terrorises the ocean?Billy the Squid!What happened to the cold jellyfish?It set!What's t

: #Laughs There where two snakes talking.The 1st one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead? Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?'.

: #Laughs What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.

: #Laughs What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with the terrorist.

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