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: #Laughs Knock! Knock!Who's there?Rita.Rita who?Rita book, you might learn something.Knock! Knock!Who's there?Police.Police who?Police open the door, I'm tired of knocking.Knock! Knock!Who's there?Henrietta.Henrietta who?Henrietta worm that was in his appl

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: #Laughs A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a priest.

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: #Laughs The brain is a wonder ful thing Why do you say that ? Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops until you get asked a question in class !

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: #Laughs |A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got.

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: #Laughs Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court.

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: #Laughs While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had on his shoulders.

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: #Laughs CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake? WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming.

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: #Laughs What did the young witch say to her mother? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?

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: #Laughs A man was on his first business trip to Japan, and he decided to check out the local Whore House.

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: #Laughs Imagine, if you will, three temperate southern (US) women rocking away on a porch as the sultry summer's day comes to a slow end.

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: #Laughs Andy wants a job as a signalman on the railways.

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: #Laughs Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!

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: #Laughs How do you tell the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at the mental hospital?The patients are the ones that eventually get better and go home!

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: #Laughs |"This is Captain Sinclair speaking.

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: #Laughs A woman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points? Doctor: Sell!

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: #Laughs How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb? Six.

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: #Laughs What's the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth and a flat head so that you can put a pint of beer on it.b) The sports model has pullback ears and her teeth fold in.c) The economy model fucks all night and

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: #Laughs One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church.

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: #Laughs Mr.

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: #Laughs Knock! Knock!Who's there?Rita.Rita who?Rita book, you might learn something.Knock! Knock!Who's there?Police.Police who?Police open the door, I'm tired of knocking.Knock! Knock!Who's there?Henrietta.Henrietta who?Henrietta worm that was in his appl

: #Laughs A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a priest.

: #Laughs The brain is a wonder ful thing Why do you say that ? Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops until you get asked a question in class !

: #Laughs |A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got.

: #Laughs Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court.

: #Laughs While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had on his shoulders.

: #Laughs CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake? WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming.

: #Laughs What did the young witch say to her mother? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?

: #Laughs A man was on his first business trip to Japan, and he decided to check out the local Whore House.

: #Laughs Imagine, if you will, three temperate southern (US) women rocking away on a porch as the sultry summer's day comes to a slow end.

: #Laughs Andy wants a job as a signalman on the railways.

: #Laughs Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!

: #Laughs How do you tell the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at the mental hospital?The patients are the ones that eventually get better and go home!

: #Laughs |"This is Captain Sinclair speaking.

: #Laughs A woman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points? Doctor: Sell!

: #Laughs How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb? Six.

: #Laughs What's the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth and a flat head so that you can put a pint of beer on it.b) The sports model has pullback ears and her teeth fold in.c) The economy model fucks all night and

: #Laughs One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church.

: #Laughs Mr.

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