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: #Laughs How is a judge like an English teacher? They both hand out long sentences.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ? I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it !

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Basket ! Basket who ? Basket home, it's nearly dark!

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: #Laughs What is six inches long, has a bald head, anddrives blondes crazy? A hundred dollar bill.

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: #Laughs A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease."Would you mind telling me, Doctor," she asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears

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: #Laughs What's long and hard and excites a girl whenshe's finally lucky enough to get on it?The road to success!

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: #Laughs Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the world than donkeys.Wooden legs are not hereditary, wooden heads are.Free cheese is always in a mouse trap.An ugly carpet will last forever.

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: #Laughs What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist attacks who doesn't believe in retaliation:1.

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: #Laughs What do parrots eat ? Polyfilla !

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: #Laughs A 70-year-old man has never been married.

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: #Laughs |There was a terrible bus accident.

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Divorce Barbie ...includes the house, the car, and half of Ken's belongings

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: #Laughs A Mexican, a black, and a white guy are in a bar having a drink when agood-looking girl comes up to them and says "whoever can say liver andcheese in a sentence can have me".

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: #Laughs Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's table. Said the mysterious old woman, "For fifteen dollars, I can read your love line and tell your romantic future." Paul readily agre

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: #Laughs Policeman: Why were you asleep at the wheel? Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

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: #Laughs Pope Dies The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven.

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: #Laughs A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon A Time?"And he replied, "No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with 'If Elected I promise...'"

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: #Laughs A tough case was being argued in court.

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: #Laughs A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a broom? A: By witchful thinking.

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: #Laughs How is a judge like an English teacher? They both hand out long sentences.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ? I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it !

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Basket ! Basket who ? Basket home, it's nearly dark!

: #Laughs What is six inches long, has a bald head, anddrives blondes crazy? A hundred dollar bill.

: #Laughs A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease."Would you mind telling me, Doctor," she asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears

: #Laughs What's long and hard and excites a girl whenshe's finally lucky enough to get on it?The road to success!

: #Laughs Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the world than donkeys.Wooden legs are not hereditary, wooden heads are.Free cheese is always in a mouse trap.An ugly carpet will last forever.

: #Laughs What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist attacks who doesn't believe in retaliation:1.

: #Laughs What do parrots eat ? Polyfilla !

: #Laughs A 70-year-old man has never been married.

: #Laughs |There was a terrible bus accident.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Divorce Barbie ...includes the house, the car, and half of Ken's belongings

: #Laughs A Mexican, a black, and a white guy are in a bar having a drink when agood-looking girl comes up to them and says "whoever can say liver andcheese in a sentence can have me".

: #Laughs Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's table. Said the mysterious old woman, "For fifteen dollars, I can read your love line and tell your romantic future." Paul readily agre

: #Laughs Policeman: Why were you asleep at the wheel? Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

: #Laughs Pope Dies The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven.

: #Laughs A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon A Time?"And he replied, "No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with 'If Elected I promise...'"

: #Laughs A tough case was being argued in court.

: #Laughs A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients.

: #Laughs Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a broom? A: By witchful thinking.

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