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: #Laughs A blonde meets up with a friend as she's picking up her car from the mechanic."Everything ok with your car now?""Yes, thank goodness," the blonde replies."Weren't you worried the mechanic might try to rip you off?""Yeah, but he didn't.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alva ! Alva who ? Alva heart !

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: #Laughs |A party of economists was climbing in the Alps .

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: #Laughs USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to changea lightbulb?A1.

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: #Laughs Forest Gump Goes to Heaven...The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to Heaven.

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: #Laughs You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view.

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: #Laughs Who is the bees favourite pop group ? The bee gees !

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: #Laughs What did you learn in school today? Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!

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: #Laughs Sam's girlfriend's birthday was the same day as his father's.

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: #Laughs |Ten signs you're not getting a christmas bonus10.

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: #Laughs While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie, walk in with a St.

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: #Laughs Q: What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.

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: #Laughs After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past.

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: #Laughs |Eye Halve a Spelling ChequerEye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt plainly marques four my revueMiss steaks eye kin knot sea.Eye strike a key and type a wordAnd weight four it two sayWeather eye am wrong oar writeIt shows me strait

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: #Laughs A computer was something on TV From a science fiction show A window was something you hated to clean....

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: #Laughs What did Bill Gates' wife say to him on his wedding night?"Now I know why you called your company Microsoft"

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: #Laughs Mother: Did you enjoy the school outing, dear ? Jane: Yes, and we're going again tomorrow. Mother: Really ? Why's that ? Jane: To try and find the kids we left behind.

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: #Laughs Q: Why don't you wear snow boots? A: Because they'll melt.

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: #Laughs |One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way.The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit through the

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: #Laughs A blonde meets up with a friend as she's picking up her car from the mechanic."Everything ok with your car now?""Yes, thank goodness," the blonde replies."Weren't you worried the mechanic might try to rip you off?""Yeah, but he didn't.

: #Laughs What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alva ! Alva who ? Alva heart !

: #Laughs |A party of economists was climbing in the Alps .

: #Laughs USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to changea lightbulb?A1.

: #Laughs Forest Gump Goes to Heaven...The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to Heaven.

: #Laughs You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view.

: #Laughs Who is the bees favourite pop group ? The bee gees !

: #Laughs What did you learn in school today? Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!

: #Laughs Sam's girlfriend's birthday was the same day as his father's.

: #Laughs |Ten signs you're not getting a christmas bonus10.

: #Laughs While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie, walk in with a St.

: #Laughs Q: What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.

: #Laughs After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past.

: #Laughs |Eye Halve a Spelling ChequerEye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt plainly marques four my revueMiss steaks eye kin knot sea.Eye strike a key and type a wordAnd weight four it two sayWeather eye am wrong oar writeIt shows me strait

: #Laughs A computer was something on TV From a science fiction show A window was something you hated to clean....

: #Laughs What did Bill Gates' wife say to him on his wedding night?"Now I know why you called your company Microsoft"

: #Laughs Mother: Did you enjoy the school outing, dear ? Jane: Yes, and we're going again tomorrow. Mother: Really ? Why's that ? Jane: To try and find the kids we left behind.

: #Laughs Q: Why don't you wear snow boots? A: Because they'll melt.

: #Laughs |One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way.The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit through the

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