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: #Laughs What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they're on their back, they're screwed!

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: #Laughs Marriage was invented because it's only so much fun to cheat at cards.

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: #Laughs This Marine drill instructor, completely frazzled by the ineptitude of his recruits, burst into a blue streak of swearing hot enough to blister paint.

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: #Laughs There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting around discussing which one of them was going to go to God and tell Him that they didn't need him anymore.One of the scientists volunteered and went to go tell God he was no longer needed.T

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: #Laughs What do Arabs do on saturday night?They sit under palm trees and eat their dates.

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: #Laughs A young couple had identical twin sons and nearly everyone had a heck of a time telling them apart.

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: #Laughs Where does the aardvark family always come first? In the phone book!

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: #Laughs Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes.

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: #Laughs What did Santa Claus's wife say during a thunderstorm? 'Come and look at the rain, dear.'

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: #Laughs |What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?Bubble and squeak!

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: #Laughs |A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road.

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: #Laughs "Were you in Paris on your vacation?" "I don't know, my wife got the tickets."

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: #Laughs Two confirmed bachelors sat talking.

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: #Laughs Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say..."insert Bill here!"

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: #Laughs How do you get a blond out of a tree? WaveHow do you drown a blond? Stick a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the toliet and tell her to sniff.What is the diference between a blond and a mosquito? A mosquito knows when to stop sucking.Whe

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: #Laughs There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane.At the top of the stairs there was a stewardess collecting tickets.When the man got to the top of the stairs, he opened his coat andexposed himself.

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: #Laughs A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow.

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: #Laughs Dear Heavenly Father,I think you'd be proud of me! So far today I've done all right.

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: #Laughs What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub? A barredvark!

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: #Laughs Teacher: Are you good at math? Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math!

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: #Laughs What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they're on their back, they're screwed!

: #Laughs Marriage was invented because it's only so much fun to cheat at cards.

: #Laughs This Marine drill instructor, completely frazzled by the ineptitude of his recruits, burst into a blue streak of swearing hot enough to blister paint.

: #Laughs There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting around discussing which one of them was going to go to God and tell Him that they didn't need him anymore.One of the scientists volunteered and went to go tell God he was no longer needed.T

: #Laughs What do Arabs do on saturday night?They sit under palm trees and eat their dates.

: #Laughs A young couple had identical twin sons and nearly everyone had a heck of a time telling them apart.

: #Laughs Where does the aardvark family always come first? In the phone book!

: #Laughs Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes.

: #Laughs What did Santa Claus's wife say during a thunderstorm? 'Come and look at the rain, dear.'

: #Laughs |What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?Bubble and squeak!

: #Laughs |A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road.

: #Laughs "Were you in Paris on your vacation?" "I don't know, my wife got the tickets."

: #Laughs Two confirmed bachelors sat talking.

: #Laughs Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say..."insert Bill here!"

: #Laughs How do you get a blond out of a tree? WaveHow do you drown a blond? Stick a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the toliet and tell her to sniff.What is the diference between a blond and a mosquito? A mosquito knows when to stop sucking.Whe

: #Laughs There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane.At the top of the stairs there was a stewardess collecting tickets.When the man got to the top of the stairs, he opened his coat andexposed himself.

: #Laughs A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow.

: #Laughs Dear Heavenly Father,I think you'd be proud of me! So far today I've done all right.

: #Laughs What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub? A barredvark!

: #Laughs Teacher: Are you good at math? Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math!

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