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: #Laughs Why didn't the monster use toothpaste? Because he said his teeth weren't loose.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor, I keep dreaming of bats, creepy-crawlies, demons, ghosts, monsters, vampires, werewolves and yetis. Doctor: How interesting.

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: #Laughs What did the hypnotist say when he got his own website.... Hyp, Hyp Hooray.

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: #Laughs Frank Sinatra, "Old Blue Eyes," has died.Frank will now be known as "Old Closed Eyes."

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: #Laughs How do zombies celebrate Halloween? They paint the town dead!

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: #Laughs The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace.

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: #Laughs What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii? Moo moos

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: #Laughs A young man took a blind date to an amusement park.They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel.

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: #Laughs A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away.

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: #Laughs A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose, a friend asked, "how much did you pay for that?" "I paid through the nose!" he replied

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: #Laughs I want to become a politician when I grow up so I've made a list of skills I want to aquire, but I've only come up with one: Lying.

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: #Laughs What kind of money do polar bears use ? Ice lolly !

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: #Laughs A man driving outside of Baltimore, Maryland was southbound on Interstate 95 in the far right hand lane traveling at 55 mph, minding his own business.

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: #Laughs What type of wind is named after a young deer? Foehn

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: #Laughs My brother's looking for a girlfriend.

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: #Laughs Why was the racehorse named Bad News? Because bad news travels fast!

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: #Laughs Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting.

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: #Laughs A stupid bank robber rushed into a bank, pointed two fingers at the clerk and said, "This is a muck up!" "Don't you mean a stick up?" asked the girl.

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: #Laughs What do u call a black priest?Holy shit!!

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: #Laughs Men are like power tools. They make a lot of noise, but it's hard to get them to work.

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: #Laughs Why didn't the monster use toothpaste? Because he said his teeth weren't loose.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor, I keep dreaming of bats, creepy-crawlies, demons, ghosts, monsters, vampires, werewolves and yetis. Doctor: How interesting.

: #Laughs What did the hypnotist say when he got his own website.... Hyp, Hyp Hooray.

: #Laughs Frank Sinatra, "Old Blue Eyes," has died.Frank will now be known as "Old Closed Eyes."

: #Laughs How do zombies celebrate Halloween? They paint the town dead!

: #Laughs The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace.

: #Laughs What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii? Moo moos

: #Laughs A young man took a blind date to an amusement park.They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel.

: #Laughs A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away.

: #Laughs A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose, a friend asked, "how much did you pay for that?" "I paid through the nose!" he replied

: #Laughs I want to become a politician when I grow up so I've made a list of skills I want to aquire, but I've only come up with one: Lying.

: #Laughs What kind of money do polar bears use ? Ice lolly !

: #Laughs A man driving outside of Baltimore, Maryland was southbound on Interstate 95 in the far right hand lane traveling at 55 mph, minding his own business.

: #Laughs What type of wind is named after a young deer? Foehn

: #Laughs My brother's looking for a girlfriend.

: #Laughs Why was the racehorse named Bad News? Because bad news travels fast!

: #Laughs Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting.

: #Laughs A stupid bank robber rushed into a bank, pointed two fingers at the clerk and said, "This is a muck up!" "Don't you mean a stick up?" asked the girl.

: #Laughs What do u call a black priest?Holy shit!!

: #Laughs Men are like power tools. They make a lot of noise, but it's hard to get them to work.

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