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: #Laughs Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco! Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her

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: #Laughs Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4? Pupil: That's not fair! You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!

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: #Laughs What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?"Don't do anything 'till I get back."

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: #Laughs Q: What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the Pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married? A: surname

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: #Laughs Psychological Christmas SongsSCHIZOPHRENIA - Do You Hear What I Hear?MULTIPLE PERSONALITY - We Three Kings Disoriented Are.DEMENTIA - I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas.NARCISSISTIC - Hark The Herald Angels Sing (About Me)MANIA - Deck the Halls an

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: #Laughs A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde.

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: #Laughs How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in the back.

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: #Laughs Who runs the 100 acre wood website? www.innie the pooh.

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: #Laughs A blonde walked into a doctor's office with a hole in her hand.

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: #Laughs Dr Frankenstein: I've just invented something that everyone in the world will want! You know how you get a nasty ring around the bathtub every time you use it, and you have to clean the ring off? Igor: Yes, I hate it.

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: #Laughs Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway when a beggar approaches them asking for spare change.

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: #Laughs Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs.

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: #Laughs Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? The noise gave her a headache.

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: #Laughs The Boston taxi driver backed into the stationary fruit stall and within seconds he had a cop beside him.

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: #Laughs Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?

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: #Laughs After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing .00. "That's a bit much," said Tim, so she re

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the pig who tried to start a hot-air balloon business? He couldn't get it off the ground.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? Hey! There's some things even a blonde won't do.

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: #Laughs |All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy.MemorandumTo: All EmployeesFrom: HeadquartersSubject: Business Travel Policy GuidelinesDate: June 16, 2000Due to fiscal constraints, the following corporate policies are

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: #Laughs There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco! Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her

: #Laughs Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4? Pupil: That's not fair! You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!

: #Laughs What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?"Don't do anything 'till I get back."

: #Laughs Q: What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the Pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married? A: surname

: #Laughs Psychological Christmas SongsSCHIZOPHRENIA - Do You Hear What I Hear?MULTIPLE PERSONALITY - We Three Kings Disoriented Are.DEMENTIA - I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas.NARCISSISTIC - Hark The Herald Angels Sing (About Me)MANIA - Deck the Halls an

: #Laughs A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde.

: #Laughs How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in the back.

: #Laughs Who runs the 100 acre wood website? www.innie the pooh.

: #Laughs A blonde walked into a doctor's office with a hole in her hand.

: #Laughs Dr Frankenstein: I've just invented something that everyone in the world will want! You know how you get a nasty ring around the bathtub every time you use it, and you have to clean the ring off? Igor: Yes, I hate it.

: #Laughs Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway when a beggar approaches them asking for spare change.

: #Laughs Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs.

: #Laughs Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? The noise gave her a headache.

: #Laughs The Boston taxi driver backed into the stationary fruit stall and within seconds he had a cop beside him.

: #Laughs Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?

: #Laughs After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing .00. "That's a bit much," said Tim, so she re

: #Laughs Did you hear about the pig who tried to start a hot-air balloon business? He couldn't get it off the ground.

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? Hey! There's some things even a blonde won't do.

: #Laughs |All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy.MemorandumTo: All EmployeesFrom: HeadquartersSubject: Business Travel Policy GuidelinesDate: June 16, 2000Due to fiscal constraints, the following corporate policies are

: #Laughs There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs.

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