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: #Laughs An old man was critically ill.

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: #Laughs One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher is receiving the occasional jewel of a student blooper in an essay.

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: #Laughs A Columbia Doctor's secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: "Your check came back."The old man replied, "So did my arthritis!"

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: #Laughs Why can't blondes make Kool Aid? Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.

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: #Laughs A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out.

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: #Laughs |There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each other.

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: #Laughs What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy!

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: #Laughs Next time you're invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses to why you can't attend:I'D LOVE TO BUT......

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: #Laughs A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of the hotel.She wore a bathing suit the first day but, on the second, being a naturist, she decided that no one could see her way up there, and s

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: #Laughs Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny? Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

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: #Laughs What is a waterfall that goes upwards?...Viagrafalls

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: #Laughs Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor.

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: #Laughs There were three men working at the top of a building.

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: #Laughs A little girl asks her father, "where do little girls come from?" The father says, "they come from a hard-on." The little girl then asks her father, "where does a hard-on come from?" The father says, "little girls!"

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: #Laughs |An American tourist was driving in County Kerry, when his motor stopped.

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: #Laughs Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn't explode when you fuck it.

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: #Laughs The most successful lawyer in town had never made a contribution to the Red Cross.

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: #Laughs A cleaning woman was applying for a new position.

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: #Laughs A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for the bartender.

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: #Laughs An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft.

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: #Laughs An old man was critically ill.

: #Laughs One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher is receiving the occasional jewel of a student blooper in an essay.

: #Laughs A Columbia Doctor's secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: "Your check came back."The old man replied, "So did my arthritis!"

: #Laughs Why can't blondes make Kool Aid? Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.

: #Laughs A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out.

: #Laughs |There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each other.

: #Laughs What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy!

: #Laughs Next time you're invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses to why you can't attend:I'D LOVE TO BUT......

: #Laughs A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of the hotel.She wore a bathing suit the first day but, on the second, being a naturist, she decided that no one could see her way up there, and s

: #Laughs Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny? Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

: #Laughs What is a waterfall that goes upwards?...Viagrafalls

: #Laughs Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor.

: #Laughs There were three men working at the top of a building.

: #Laughs A little girl asks her father, "where do little girls come from?" The father says, "they come from a hard-on." The little girl then asks her father, "where does a hard-on come from?" The father says, "little girls!"

: #Laughs |An American tourist was driving in County Kerry, when his motor stopped.

: #Laughs Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn't explode when you fuck it.

: #Laughs The most successful lawyer in town had never made a contribution to the Red Cross.

: #Laughs A cleaning woman was applying for a new position.

: #Laughs A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for the bartender.

: #Laughs An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft.

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