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: #Laughs A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932.

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: #Laughs This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and wacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan. Man: "What was that for?" Wife: "What was that

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: #Laughs A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost hiscigarettes.In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump.

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: #Laughs Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed? They saw the salad dressing!

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: #Laughs A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced across the room and noticed a very attractive woman with just one flaw, she had a very large nose.

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: #Laughs |Why did the dirty chicken cross the road?For some fowl purpose!How do sheep keep warm in winter?Central bleating!How do chickens dance?Chick to chick!What do you call a crazy chicken?A cuckoo-cluck!What do you call a bull who tells jokes?Laugh-a-

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: #Laughs Blondes dumb?!?!? After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with ablonde he had just picked up, a man goes into the kitchen for some foodto replenish his justspent energy.

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: #Laughs "Where are my shoes?" asked the Iowa State professor as the class ended.

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: #Laughs What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter? Deviled eggs!

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: #Laughs The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a sight-seeing tour with a very rich Taiwanese client.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Ben and Anna! Ben and Anna who ? Ben and Anna split!

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bitter Bianca ! Bitter Bianca who ? Bitter Bianca next train out of here, pardner !

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: #Laughs Where do blind parrots go for treatment? The Birds Eye counter!

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: #Laughs One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place.

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: #Laughs |I've sure gotten old.

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: #Laughs A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room she said she would like a pale blue.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! B-4 ! B-4 who ? B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door !

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: #Laughs How do Religious Education teachers mark exams? With spirit levels.

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: #Laughs What kind of protozoa likes Halloween? An amoeboo!

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: #Laughs A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932.

: #Laughs This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and wacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan. Man: "What was that for?" Wife: "What was that

: #Laughs A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost hiscigarettes.In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump.

: #Laughs Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed? They saw the salad dressing!

: #Laughs A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced across the room and noticed a very attractive woman with just one flaw, she had a very large nose.

: #Laughs |10.

: #Laughs |Why did the dirty chicken cross the road?For some fowl purpose!How do sheep keep warm in winter?Central bleating!How do chickens dance?Chick to chick!What do you call a crazy chicken?A cuckoo-cluck!What do you call a bull who tells jokes?Laugh-a-

: #Laughs Blondes dumb?!?!? After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with ablonde he had just picked up, a man goes into the kitchen for some foodto replenish his justspent energy.

: #Laughs "Where are my shoes?" asked the Iowa State professor as the class ended.

: #Laughs What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter? Deviled eggs!

: #Laughs The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a sight-seeing tour with a very rich Taiwanese client.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Ben and Anna! Ben and Anna who ? Ben and Anna split!

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bitter Bianca ! Bitter Bianca who ? Bitter Bianca next train out of here, pardner !

: #Laughs Where do blind parrots go for treatment? The Birds Eye counter!

: #Laughs One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place.

: #Laughs |I've sure gotten old.

: #Laughs A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room she said she would like a pale blue.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! B-4 ! B-4 who ? B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door !

: #Laughs How do Religious Education teachers mark exams? With spirit levels.

: #Laughs What kind of protozoa likes Halloween? An amoeboo!

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