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: #Laughs Q: How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend? A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

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: #Laughs What does a nymphomaniac say after she's had sex? Do all you guys play for the same team?

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: #Laughs Which is the meat patties' least favourite day of the week? Fry-day!

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: #Laughs Outsize Clothes-buying by Ellie Fant

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: #Laughs A Little Boy Comes Running Into The Room and Says, "Grandpa! Grandpa! Can You Make A Sound Like A Frog?"The Grandpa says, "I Don't Know, Why?"The Little Boy Says, "Because Grandma Says As Soon As You Croak, We Can Go To Disneyland!"

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: #Laughs USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to changea lightbulb?A1.

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: #Laughs This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer.

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: #Laughs What language do they speak in Cuba ? Cubic !

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: #Laughs Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.

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: #Laughs What kind of street does a ghost like best? A dead end.

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: #Laughs |Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the came upon this great trout brook.

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: #Laughs What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote control between his toes.

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: #Laughs A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.

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: #Laughs A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom why have I got these huge three toed feet?" The mother replies, "Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand".

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: #Laughs EARTH FIRST! We'll strip mine the other planets later. If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you. No, I don't have a license to kill; it's just a learners permit. Stop repeat offenders.

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: #Laughs Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs.

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: #Laughs An Irishman went into a post office to see if there were any letters for him.

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: #Laughs While shopping at the grocery store, I noticed that the tuna packed in spring water was labeled dolphin safe, but the tuna packed in oil was not. I mentioned this fact to the blonde cashier and mused out loud, "I wonder why?" The

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: #Laughs What kind of dog is the most colorful? A paint Bernard!

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: #Laughs How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is: How much can the light bulb afford tobe screwed for?

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: #Laughs Q: How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend? A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

: #Laughs What does a nymphomaniac say after she's had sex? Do all you guys play for the same team?

: #Laughs Which is the meat patties' least favourite day of the week? Fry-day!

: #Laughs Outsize Clothes-buying by Ellie Fant

: #Laughs A Little Boy Comes Running Into The Room and Says, "Grandpa! Grandpa! Can You Make A Sound Like A Frog?"The Grandpa says, "I Don't Know, Why?"The Little Boy Says, "Because Grandma Says As Soon As You Croak, We Can Go To Disneyland!"

: #Laughs USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to changea lightbulb?A1.

: #Laughs This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer.

: #Laughs What language do they speak in Cuba ? Cubic !

: #Laughs Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.

: #Laughs What kind of street does a ghost like best? A dead end.

: #Laughs |Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the came upon this great trout brook.

: #Laughs What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote control between his toes.

: #Laughs A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.

: #Laughs A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom why have I got these huge three toed feet?" The mother replies, "Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand".

: #Laughs EARTH FIRST! We'll strip mine the other planets later. If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you. No, I don't have a license to kill; it's just a learners permit. Stop repeat offenders.

: #Laughs Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs.

: #Laughs An Irishman went into a post office to see if there were any letters for him.

: #Laughs While shopping at the grocery store, I noticed that the tuna packed in spring water was labeled dolphin safe, but the tuna packed in oil was not. I mentioned this fact to the blonde cashier and mused out loud, "I wonder why?" The

: #Laughs What kind of dog is the most colorful? A paint Bernard!

: #Laughs How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is: How much can the light bulb afford tobe screwed for?

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