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: #Laughs |Dinosaur #1: "How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?" Dinosaur #2: "What is an economist?" Dinosaur #1: "A flunkie mathematician who tries to predict the population of kangaroos in Australia.

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: #Laughs Here's a sure-fire set of tests to check your parenting abilitites.This is about as close as you can get to the real deal! :)MESS TEST - Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains.

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: #Laughs A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to a marriage counselor.

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: #Laughs Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and I weren't compatible.

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: #Laughs That was Zen, this is Tao.

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: #Laughs A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant and notices that the three Japanese businessmenseated there are furiously masturbating.She yells, "What the hell do you guys think you are doing?"One of the Japanese men explain

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: #Laughs Women are like computers -- even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

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: #Laughs What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

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: #Laughs A drunken blonde goes into a bar.

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: #Laughs A man asked his doctor if he thought he'd live to be a hundred.The doctor asked the man, "Do you smoke or drink?""No," he replied, "I've never done either.""Do you gamble, drive fast cars, and fool around with women?" inquired the doctor."No, I've

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: #Laughs A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it.

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: #Laughs A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial - it went like this: Q.

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: #Laughs What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?A mobile sperm bank.

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: #Laughs This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night and after a peaceful game or two with the ladies, she goes home to fix her husband dinner when he gets home from work.

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: #Laughs A patrol of allied soldiers were in a ruined city during World War Two.

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: #Laughs Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night ! Ed: You were? What did you do ? Ned: I took a bath !

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: #Laughs A man sobering up from the night before is sitting through the Sunday sermon, finding it long and boring.

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: #Laughs |Dinosaur #1: "How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?" Dinosaur #2: "What is an economist?" Dinosaur #1: "A flunkie mathematician who tries to predict the population of kangaroos in Australia.

: #Laughs Here's a sure-fire set of tests to check your parenting abilitites.This is about as close as you can get to the real deal! :)MESS TEST - Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to a marriage counselor.

: #Laughs Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and I weren't compatible.

: #Laughs That was Zen, this is Tao.

: #Laughs A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant and notices that the three Japanese businessmenseated there are furiously masturbating.She yells, "What the hell do you guys think you are doing?"One of the Japanese men explain

: #Laughs Women are like computers -- even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

: #Laughs A drunken blonde goes into a bar.

: #Laughs A man asked his doctor if he thought he'd live to be a hundred.The doctor asked the man, "Do you smoke or drink?""No," he replied, "I've never done either.""Do you gamble, drive fast cars, and fool around with women?" inquired the doctor."No, I've

: #Laughs A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it.

: #Laughs A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial - it went like this: Q.

: #Laughs What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?A mobile sperm bank.

: #Laughs This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night and after a peaceful game or two with the ladies, she goes home to fix her husband dinner when he gets home from work.

: #Laughs 01.

: #Laughs A patrol of allied soldiers were in a ruined city during World War Two.

: #Laughs Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night ! Ed: You were? What did you do ? Ned: I took a bath !

: #Laughs A man sobering up from the night before is sitting through the Sunday sermon, finding it long and boring.

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