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: #Laughs For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious.

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: #Laughs Pope Dies The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven.

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: #Laughs When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for.Police arrived at the scene to find an ill man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage.A police spokesman said

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: #Laughs Someone asks to see your I.D.

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: #Laughs What ten letter word starts with g-a-s? Automobile.

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: #Laughs A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting to cross the street, when his pooch lifts his leg and pisses down the side of his nice herringbone tweed trousers.

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: #Laughs I forgot my brother's birthday last month.

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: #Laughs A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on the beach.The marriage counselor told him, "If you wish to save your marriage, you'd better be a little boulder."

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: #Laughs What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party ? No one moved.

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: #Laughs One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party.

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: #Laughs "I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job"--George Bush, during his first Presidential campaign"This is a great day for France!"--Richard Nixon, while attending Charles De Gaulle's funeral"Now, like, I'm President.

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: #Laughs A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory.

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: #Laughs St.

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: #Laughs Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having children will turn you into your parents.

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: #Laughs |A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated.""And what," his friend asked, "do you want me to do with your ashes?"The businessman said, "Just put them

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: #Laughs A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared, the boy seemed very intrigued by them.

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: #Laughs |A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country.

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: #Laughs Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!

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: #Laughs Higginbote and Goldstein, Fordham freshmen, were discussing what kind of work would supply mem with big bucks after graduation.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films? He's not a star though, he just does bit parts!

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: #Laughs For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious.

: #Laughs Pope Dies The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven.

: #Laughs When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for.Police arrived at the scene to find an ill man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage.A police spokesman said

: #Laughs Someone asks to see your I.D.

: #Laughs What ten letter word starts with g-a-s? Automobile.

: #Laughs A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting to cross the street, when his pooch lifts his leg and pisses down the side of his nice herringbone tweed trousers.

: #Laughs I forgot my brother's birthday last month.

: #Laughs A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on the beach.The marriage counselor told him, "If you wish to save your marriage, you'd better be a little boulder."

: #Laughs What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party ? No one moved.

: #Laughs One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party.

: #Laughs "I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job"--George Bush, during his first Presidential campaign"This is a great day for France!"--Richard Nixon, while attending Charles De Gaulle's funeral"Now, like, I'm President.

: #Laughs A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory.

: #Laughs St.

: #Laughs Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having children will turn you into your parents.

: #Laughs |A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated.""And what," his friend asked, "do you want me to do with your ashes?"The businessman said, "Just put them

: #Laughs A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared, the boy seemed very intrigued by them.

: #Laughs |A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country.

: #Laughs Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!

: #Laughs Higginbote and Goldstein, Fordham freshmen, were discussing what kind of work would supply mem with big bucks after graduation.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films? He's not a star though, he just does bit parts!

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