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: #Laughs What jumps up and down in front of a car ? Froglights !

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: #Laughs Where do milk shakes come from? Nervous cows!

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: #Laughs Last summer, the President and Mrs.

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: #Laughs |Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips school?A truant!What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?All sorts of antics!What do you call a greedy ant?An anteater!Why did the elephant put his trunk ac

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: #Laughs |An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A: An accordion player with a pager.Q: What is the difference between an Uzi and an accordion?A: The Uzi stops after 20 rounds.Q: What do accordion players use as a co

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: #Laughs And then there was the UCLA professor who opened up his vest, pulled out his tie and wet his pants.

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: #Laughs |A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opportunity to display his ability at getting the ship under way.

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: #Laughs Arvil was coming out of the Texas University student building when he was stopped by two coeds.

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: #Laughs A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary problems some of his fellow dentists were facing.

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: #Laughs |What do men and beer bottles have in common?They are both empty from the neck up!

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: #Laughs |MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O'Bannon.

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: #Laughs "I didn't see you in church last Sunday, Nigel.

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: #Laughs |What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!

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: #Laughs Whodunnit ? by Ivor Clew

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: #Laughs |New Corporate Buzz Words for the 90's Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

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: #Laughs Why do teachers use a bamboo cane? Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there!

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: #Laughs At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a smart blonde?A1: A golden retriever.A2: A labrador.A3: An indicator of a really bad hangover.

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: #Laughs |"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.

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: #Laughs What jumps up and down in front of a car ? Froglights !

: #Laughs Where do milk shakes come from? Nervous cows!

: #Laughs Last summer, the President and Mrs.

: #Laughs |Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips school?A truant!What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?All sorts of antics!What do you call a greedy ant?An anteater!Why did the elephant put his trunk ac

: #Laughs |An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A: An accordion player with a pager.Q: What is the difference between an Uzi and an accordion?A: The Uzi stops after 20 rounds.Q: What do accordion players use as a co

: #Laughs And then there was the UCLA professor who opened up his vest, pulled out his tie and wet his pants.

: #Laughs |A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opportunity to display his ability at getting the ship under way.

: #Laughs Arvil was coming out of the Texas University student building when he was stopped by two coeds.

: #Laughs A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary problems some of his fellow dentists were facing.

: #Laughs |What do men and beer bottles have in common?They are both empty from the neck up!

: #Laughs |MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O'Bannon.

: #Laughs "I didn't see you in church last Sunday, Nigel.

: #Laughs |What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!

: #Laughs Whodunnit ? by Ivor Clew

: #Laughs |New Corporate Buzz Words for the 90's Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

: #Laughs Why do teachers use a bamboo cane? Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

: #Laughs Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there!

: #Laughs At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a smart blonde?A1: A golden retriever.A2: A labrador.A3: An indicator of a really bad hangover.

: #Laughs |"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.

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