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: #Laughs In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Italian, The bankers are Swiss.

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: #Laughs |If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player?The one in the sugar bowl!

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: #Laughs After Christmas break, a teacher asked her young pupils to write an essay about how they spent their holidays.

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: #Laughs A man was complaining to a friend. "I had it all.

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: #Laughs God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then !

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: #Laughs Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Why change the bulb? Isn't it more romantic in the dark?

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: #Laughs What is a goal keepers favourite snack? Beans on post!

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: #Laughs Men are like toilets -- either they're taken, or full of crap!

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: #Laughs Igor: Only this morning Dr Frankenstein completed another amazing operation.

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: #Laughs The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled. "Why so glum, Chum?" asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister?"

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: #Laughs |You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?" Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base.

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: #Laughs What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside? King Kong in clingfilm

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: #Laughs Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.

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: #Laughs Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one, if he's got a good crew to do it.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there's some things even a pig won't do!

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: #Laughs A woman was shopping in a fairly nice dress store.

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Medusa Barbie ...Barbie with snakes for hair

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: #Laughs I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night and said, "Hey, babe, can I buy you a drink?"She said, "Do you like sex?"I said, "Of course I like sex."She said, "Do you like to travel?"I said, "Yeah, I love to travel."She said, "Th

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: #Laughs It was well known that a certain lake was very poor for fishing up north, but a game warden happened to notice that one guy kept coming home with his limit of fish on several occations.

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: #Laughs In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Italian, The bankers are Swiss.

: #Laughs |If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player?The one in the sugar bowl!

: #Laughs After Christmas break, a teacher asked her young pupils to write an essay about how they spent their holidays.

: #Laughs A man was complaining to a friend. "I had it all.

: #Laughs God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then !

: #Laughs Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Why change the bulb? Isn't it more romantic in the dark?

: #Laughs What is a goal keepers favourite snack? Beans on post!

: #Laughs Men are like toilets -- either they're taken, or full of crap!

: #Laughs Igor: Only this morning Dr Frankenstein completed another amazing operation.

: #Laughs The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled. "Why so glum, Chum?" asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister?"

: #Laughs |You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?" Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base.

: #Laughs What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside? King Kong in clingfilm

: #Laughs Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.

: #Laughs Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one, if he's got a good crew to do it.

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there's some things even a pig won't do!

: #Laughs A woman was shopping in a fairly nice dress store.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Medusa Barbie ...Barbie with snakes for hair

: #Laughs I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night and said, "Hey, babe, can I buy you a drink?"She said, "Do you like sex?"I said, "Of course I like sex."She said, "Do you like to travel?"I said, "Yeah, I love to travel."She said, "Th

: #Laughs It was well known that a certain lake was very poor for fishing up north, but a game warden happened to notice that one guy kept coming home with his limit of fish on several occations.

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