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: #Laughs Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today. School Secretary: Who is this? Pupil: This is my father speaking!

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: #Laughs You don't see many reindeer in zoos, do you? No.

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: #Laughs Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick on my father.

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: #Laughs Once some boys got together to play poker one night, after about 4 hours of playing, Tim had severe chest pains and suddenly slumped over, one of the gamblers who happened to be a doctor, examined him, and to everybodies shock, poor Tim had died o

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: #Laughs Ok, kids, here's the gross one...Q: What's the difference between acne and a priest?A: Acne usually comes on a boy's face AFTER he turns 13.

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: #Laughs Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A: "Does this taste funny to you?"

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: #Laughs How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out? Hide their trainers.

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: #Laughs What happened to the naughty little witch at school? She was ex-spelled.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo ? A stripey jumper !

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: #Laughs How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? - No one knows.

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: #Laughs Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs? He was always horsing around.

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: #Laughs A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting.

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: #Laughs In the old country, it is a custom for women to enter virginal and sexually ignorant into marriages arranged by their parents.In one particular case, an attractive young maid, from a very poor family was wed to a well-off, but relatively unattract

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: #Laughs What do you call an eternity?Four blondes in four cars at a four way stop.Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?Toes Go In FirstThree blondes were driving to Disneyland.

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: #Laughs On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep warm.

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: #Laughs When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he went out and bought a tuxedo in the hope that the Pope might notice him on the parade route.

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: #Laughs A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, "I would like one of your special full English breakfasts".

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: #Laughs Why do we drive on parkways when we park on driveways?

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: #Laughs What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence? A flat back four!

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: #Laughs So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really having a difficult time.

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: #Laughs Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today. School Secretary: Who is this? Pupil: This is my father speaking!

: #Laughs You don't see many reindeer in zoos, do you? No.

: #Laughs Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick on my father.

: #Laughs Once some boys got together to play poker one night, after about 4 hours of playing, Tim had severe chest pains and suddenly slumped over, one of the gamblers who happened to be a doctor, examined him, and to everybodies shock, poor Tim had died o

: #Laughs Ok, kids, here's the gross one...Q: What's the difference between acne and a priest?A: Acne usually comes on a boy's face AFTER he turns 13.

: #Laughs Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A: "Does this taste funny to you?"

: #Laughs How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out? Hide their trainers.

: #Laughs What happened to the naughty little witch at school? She was ex-spelled.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo ? A stripey jumper !

: #Laughs How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? - No one knows.

: #Laughs Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs? He was always horsing around.

: #Laughs A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting.

: #Laughs In the old country, it is a custom for women to enter virginal and sexually ignorant into marriages arranged by their parents.In one particular case, an attractive young maid, from a very poor family was wed to a well-off, but relatively unattract

: #Laughs What do you call an eternity?Four blondes in four cars at a four way stop.Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?Toes Go In FirstThree blondes were driving to Disneyland.

: #Laughs On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep warm.

: #Laughs When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he went out and bought a tuxedo in the hope that the Pope might notice him on the parade route.

: #Laughs A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, "I would like one of your special full English breakfasts".

: #Laughs Why do we drive on parkways when we park on driveways?

: #Laughs What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence? A flat back four!

: #Laughs So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really having a difficult time.

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