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: #Laughs Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy's

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Aries ! Aries who ? Aries a reason why I talk this way !

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: #Laughs Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist? One treats what you have, the other thinks you have what he treats.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be buried at seawhen he died?Five sailors died digging his grave.

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: #Laughs You have just received the "Kentucky Virus"!!! As we ain't got no programin' experience, this here Virus works on the honor system. Please delete all the files on your hard drive, and manually forward this virus to everyone on yo

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a collie with a trumpet? A Lassie who plays brassie!

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: #Laughs |December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.

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: #Laughs A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers.

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: #Laughs An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man? A door to door salesman!

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: #Laughs What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

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: #Laughs |Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?All of them, a crossbar can't jump! Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches?They prefer cricket matches! What stories are told by basketball players?Tall stories!Who won the race betwe

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: #Laughs The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn't say who was responsible."All right !" bellowed her Mother, "you march yourself to your room, and don't come out until you can give us a definite answer."Later that ni

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: #Laughs Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St.

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: #Laughs What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips? Snacks that go crunch in the night.

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: #Laughs I don't think my Mom knows much about children.

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: #Laughs A young man wanted to get his beautiful "blonde" wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary.

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: #Laughs Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy's

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Aries ! Aries who ? Aries a reason why I talk this way !

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist? One treats what you have, the other thinks you have what he treats.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be buried at seawhen he died?Five sailors died digging his grave.

: #Laughs You have just received the "Kentucky Virus"!!! As we ain't got no programin' experience, this here Virus works on the honor system. Please delete all the files on your hard drive, and manually forward this virus to everyone on yo

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a collie with a trumpet? A Lassie who plays brassie!

: #Laughs |December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree.

: #Laughs Yo mama so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.

: #Laughs A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers.

: #Laughs An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man? A door to door salesman!

: #Laughs What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

: #Laughs |Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?All of them, a crossbar can't jump! Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches?They prefer cricket matches! What stories are told by basketball players?Tall stories!Who won the race betwe

: #Laughs The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn't say who was responsible."All right !" bellowed her Mother, "you march yourself to your room, and don't come out until you can give us a definite answer."Later that ni

: #Laughs Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St.

: #Laughs What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips? Snacks that go crunch in the night.

: #Laughs I don't think my Mom knows much about children.

: #Laughs A young man wanted to get his beautiful "blonde" wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary.

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